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BigBen · 03-17-2005, 06:58 AM

Paddy is having a tough time finding work in Belfast, so he decides to ride the boat to the USA. He finally finds work at NASA.

He is strapped into a rocket, with a monkey on the left and a monkey on the right.

Paddy hears over the intercom:
"Mission Control to Monkey 1, Mission Control to Monkey 1: Start computer sequence for main ignition..." The monkey to Paddy's left presses a hundred different buttons, and the rocket takes off from the launch pad and starts to climb into space.

Paddy hears over the intercom:
"Mission Control to Monkey 2, Mission Control to Monkey 2: Start computer sequence for main rocket separation..." The monkey to Paddy's right presses a hundred buttons, and the rocket separates, leaving the capsule floating peacefully in orbit.

Paddy hears over the intercom:
"Mission Control to Paddy Murphy, Mission Control to Paddy Murphy..."

And Paddy speaks up "I know, I know, Feed the monkeys and don't touch the fuckin' buttons!"

03-17-2005, 06:58 AM	#17 (permalink)
BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	Paddy is having a tough time finding work in Belfast, so he decides to ride the boat to the USA. He finally finds work at NASA. He is strapped into a rocket, with a monkey on the left and a monkey on the right. Paddy hears over the intercom: "Mission Control to Monkey 1, Mission Control to Monkey 1: Start computer sequence for main ignition..." The monkey to Paddy's left presses a hundred different buttons, and the rocket takes off from the launch pad and starts to climb into space. Paddy hears over the intercom: "Mission Control to Monkey 2, Mission Control to Monkey 2: Start computer sequence for main rocket separation..." The monkey to Paddy's right presses a hundred buttons, and the rocket separates, leaving the capsule floating peacefully in orbit. Paddy hears over the intercom: "Mission Control to Paddy Murphy, Mission Control to Paddy Murphy..." And Paddy speaks up "I know, I know, Feed the monkeys and don't touch the fuckin' buttons!" __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.