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Originally Posted by onesnowyowl
Your first time is going to be awkward and weird. Your first time with any new partner is going to be awkward and weird.
You just have to accept that and get over it.
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You know, maybe I'm just a weirdo or something, but I'm not getting all the
And God hath said "Thy first time, each time, must be awkward and weird...sacrifice me a goat" stuff from everyone. I think it can be awkward and weird, but I'm so much more thinking about terms like "fun" and "interesting" and "man I could barely wait for that to go down" and "when can we do it again, if ever" and "yippee" etc. I don't see why getting your swerve on for the first time with someone
has to be like going to the dentist - I kind of like to think about it more along the lines of going to an amusement park ride you've not been on yet...but you've been on one kind of like it, and you're raring to go. maybe it's just me.
edit: For the Real Deal Holyfield first time, I can see how it easily could be very awkward...
ps. edit: for what it's worth, my mommy never conjectured about my potential future prowess, or lack thereof, in using my pee pee in the classic hunt. maybe i'd feel a little more awkward if i thought i had to live up to some sort of maternal expectations. hold on, i think it just saw sigmund freud walking down the hall...back in a flash!