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Originally Posted by ei555
but I don't want to be all "weird" in bed.
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Don't worry about it - the more you worry about it, the more awkward it becomes.
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I know that typically when that time comes to get your groove on, the guy really doesn't care if there's some extra pudge or you say the wrong thing, right? Or am I all wrong
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How are you going to say the wrong thing? For example, let's say you say:
"Oh my god, fuck me like an elephant!" Not the best thing, but probably can be overcome. Not really a
wrong thing to say, just maybe not the most romantic/sexy metaphor.
on the other hand
"When this is over, I'm getting all praying mantis on you. Seriously, I'm going to fucking kill you tonight."
Now, that's just the
wrong thing to say. Things are almost definately going to be very awkward after that.
As far as the pudge, depends on the guy's attitudes and your self-confidence, mostly.