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Old 03-08-2005, 09:22 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by muttonglutton
Oh man... I live in Brampton: "The most boring suburb of Toronto". And Saskatchewan would make me shoot something. Likely myself.
We just shoot gophers, coyotes, deer, elk, moose, ducks, geese, badgers, grouse, prairie chickens, skunks, antelope and the occasional bear.

By that time, your shoulder is sore. You are thirsty. You are tired. The last thing you want to do is shoot yourself.

There are serious prejudices about Saskatchewan, and although funny, they are often waaaaaaaay off the mark.

I heard this one the other day though...
"What has 50 legs and a cherry?"
"25 girls from Brampton and a whiskey sour."
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