It makes you wonder what'll come next. Will I serve hard time for carrying around my Chemistry textbook? It contains formulas for creating highly explosive compounds. Or maybe for having my old-school SLR camera. I might take pictures of confidential records. Better watch out for my gym bag. It contains loose clothes that I might wear in order to flip out and totally go ninja on yo' asses!!1! And finally my calculus book. I could, uh, become smarter than the current administration? Yeah, that's probably the most dangerous thing in my backpack.
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