|
Hey at least you kind of suspect she might be a lesbian.
Three years back at my old job I had an absolutely beautiful girl sitting in the cubicle across from me. We would talk occassionaly and she seemed nice enough so one day I ambled over and asked her out. And while I'm forming the words I notice things I had never noticed before. A rainbow flag was the wallpaper on her computer,a picture of another woman was in one of those little heart shaped frames next to her phone, and my eyes went from sly comehither to buck eyed and blurry in half a second. She noticed that I had just realized she was lesbian and was asking her out she laughed said no and I skulked off to the bathroom to curse myself.
Thankfully she quit about a month after that or else I don't think I would have ever lived that down.
|