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Old 02-12-2005, 09:27 AM   #1 (permalink)
Astrocloud
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Hitting on Lesbians...

So there is a cute girl who works as a bartender in my town. I don't know her. Everyone who does know her assures me that she is a Lesbian. She has a butch haircut and a few facial piercings. She dresses relatively conservative. My theory is that she's only a Lesbian if she tells me that she is.

So I'm in the bar on Thursday night, drinking. I say something like "Can I have another beer beautiful?" -She pretends that she can't hear me. So then I say her name and tell her that she's beautiful and can I have another beer.

She gives me a beer on the house.

So what gives? Obviously I am going to keep this up until she says something -and Free Beer is Free Beer.
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