Hitting on Lesbians...
So there is a cute girl who works as a bartender in my town. I don't know her. Everyone who does know her assures me that she is a Lesbian. She has a butch haircut and a few facial piercings. She dresses relatively conservative. My theory is that she's only a Lesbian if she tells me that she is.
So I'm in the bar on Thursday night, drinking. I say something like "Can I have another beer beautiful?" -She pretends that she can't hear me. So then I say her name and tell her that she's beautiful and can I have another beer.
She gives me a beer on the house.
So what gives? Obviously I am going to keep this up until she says something -and Free Beer is Free Beer.
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