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Old 02-11-2005, 01:15 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by ObieX
When they design public bathrooms they should work in a gadget that wont let you open the door of the stall until after you have flushed. So if you don't like to flush the toilet you have two options: 1) pack a lunch, cuz you ain't goin anywhere... where you goin? NO WHERE! 2) crawl under the door on the filthy urine-covered floor.
A third option is to hop over the stall. I've had to do that before when I got locked in a stall (the door jammed on me and I was drunk). I did flush though, but I cut up my hands on the stall edge. =/

By the way, this whole thread is hilarious!
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