I can't stand XXXX.
But living in melbourne for a while, then coming back to newcastle, you notice little things that confuse or irritate you.
I was driving home in Newcastle and I saw a red and white taxi, and thought "wtf? why isn't it yellow?"
I kept calling woolies "safeway".
The things the victorians don't understand are:
Schooners and Middies are way superior to pots and pints.
League is 'footy', union is 'rugby', AFL is 'aussie rules'.
I tell you though, the victorians' VB is superior to Tooheys New.
Dodgy, dodgy stuff Tooheys Spew is. Old on the other hand is Gold. And XXXX Gold is disgusting.
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