Originally Posted by MikeyChalupa

Here's one that I used when I was going to be at sea for V-Day a few years back. I sent her a dozen roses via FTD, and the card read "I'll love you until the last one dies." But, I had them substitute one fake rose into the dozen. THe girl who took my order was like "If she doesn't like it, I'll marry you!"

She told me later she didn't notice right away that one of the roses was fake, until they all did start dying except one.

-Mikey