my bass player referes to me as Jake "Holy F&^k" Hanlon from time to time (LOL).
But then again he's stoned half the time
Yeah lots of them. I like the Wanker comment. Malmsteen is insane with the chops but not insane with any sort of feeling or hipness. Oh look, I can do 6 string sweeps up from fret 1 to fret 19 with 32nd notes grouped in 6. Great, you could teach a smart monkey to sweep, but I bet a monkey has more soul (sorry to shred fans)
Strangely I'm drawing a blank. Short of BB King called the King of the Blues and Bonnie Raitt as Queen of the Blues I'm trying to figure out a few of them besides those already mentioned here. I heard a famous Jazz drummer refere to Pat Methany as "Pat my Weenie", and thought that was quite funny.
John Scofield - Sco. of course Jazz fans would know Sco anyway, to most he's "Who the hell if John Scofield".
Jimi Hendrix is refered to in my Studio as - Jesus
SRV refered to as - The Holy Ghost