i can't resist, here are some more picks
Quote:
"Two die-hard 'Big Trouble in Little China' fans are on a quest to recover Kurt Russell's tank top after being outbid at an online auction."
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"I would like to introduce to you my newest and unique animation script entitled THE BUGZ! It's the story about two bugs that try to persuade a shattered Brazilian script writer, who's a loser, to write a script about all bugs, turning them into heroes!"
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Best. Endorsement. Ever.
"Jerry Connelly, the father of Oscar winner Jennifer Connelly, is currently reviewing the manuscript."
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"Carl Flue, a Los Angeles detective who suffers from a paralyzing fear of knives, must face down an ancient Aztec sacrificial knife that has possessed the minds of several people and turned them into invincible killers that serve the knife's bloodlust."
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"THE GREATEST STORY NEVER TOLD: broad comedy that centers around how Jesus invents the game of professional football as told by Father O’Ryan in order to prevent the Irish grandfatherly priest from being transferred to Siberia."
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This one's getting made...
"After he is beaten into a coma by some young thugs, a teenage boy's spirit tries desperately to communicate with his attackers and convince them to tell the police where they have hidden his body."
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