On another note, you can always teach her the "Worms" song.
I do that when my step-kids go into the "poor me" routine.
I'll post the words if anyone wants, but since the tune isn't a popular toon to sing too, I don't know that there is a point.
Oh, what the heck.
Worms:
Nobody loves me,
everybody hates me,
I'm gonna eat some Woooorms
(chorus)
Big Fat Fuzzy ones,
Long skinny slimey ones,
Itsy bitsy fuzzy wuzzy wooooorms.
Down goes the first one
down goes the second one
See how they wiggle and they squiiiiiirm
(chorus)
Up comes the first one
Up comes the second one
See how they wiggle and they squiiiiirm
(chorus)
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Of course, the more melodramatic you make it, the better
