This just in, Half Life movie is in production, early reports suggests the film will take place on an alternate reality and star the cast of the 90's sitcom 'Dinosaur's'. Gordon Freeman won't make an appearance as a character but his face will be on a studly calendar's in the token black guys dorm room.
Quote from director Uwe Boll "I've always been a fan of the Half-Life mythos, with my script and hugely succesfull history I'll bring to the fans exactly what they want, an unaltered plot of the Half-Life saga in an entertaining and thought provoking film event of the year. I also have a small dick."
Coming 2006.
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