Prophecy

A couple had just finished having sex in their bed and after a few seconds of silence the woman rolled over and looked at the man. "You know what?" She said. The man looked at her and replied casually, "What?"

"You know I love you and all, but we've been sleeping together for months now and every time we have sex you get off way before I do. And well to tell you the true i'm tired of it. I want to get off too!" The man raised an eyebrow and stared at the woman long and hard.
At this the woman replied again, "Don't give me that 'I got mine, why didn't you get yours' crap, you said you were working on pleasing me and I'm not seeing any progress. Your just cumming to fast!!!"
Sighing the man replied, "Your right hon, but think of it this way. I'm like Jesus.... I may not come when you want me to, but I'm always right on time."

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La Disciplina È La Mia Spada,
La Fede È Il Mio Schermo,
Non salti Ciecamente In Incertezza,
E Potete Raccogliere Le Ricompense.