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Old 05-14-2003, 12:10 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Bedroom problems

A couple had just finished having sex in their bed and after a few seconds of silence the woman rolled over and looked at the man. "You know what?" She said. The man looked at her and replied casually, "What?"

"You know I love you and all, but we've been sleeping together for months now and every time we have sex you get off way before I do. And well to tell you the true i'm tired of it. I want to get off too!" The man raised an eyebrow and stared at the woman long and hard.
At this the woman replied again, "Don't give me that 'I got mine, why didn't you get yours' crap, you said you were working on pleasing me and I'm not seeing any progress. Your just cumming to fast!!!"
Sighing the man replied, "Your right hon, but think of it this way. I'm like Jesus.... I may not come when you want me to, but I'm always right on time."
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Old 05-15-2003, 06:06 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I don't get it. Jesus is noted for punctuality?
Premature ejaculation is "on time"?

Lost me on that one, Dark.
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Old 05-15-2003, 08:50 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Lucy you got some splaining to do...
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Old 05-15-2003, 08:56 AM   #4 (permalink)
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*shrugs* I don't really get it either but a friend kept saying it was hilarious. He was laughing the whole time he told it to me, so I posted it to see if anyone else thought it was funny or if I was the only one that didn't get it... Maybe I just told it wrong....

maybe this pic will make up for the joke

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Old 05-15-2003, 08:59 AM   #5 (permalink)
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What am I missing here?
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Old 05-15-2003, 09:18 AM   #6 (permalink)
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the joke - eehhhhh. the cartoon - bwwwaaaaahhhh
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Old 05-16-2003, 06:02 AM   #7 (permalink)
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...a friend kept saying it was hilarious. He was laughing the whole time he told it to me...
Ah, recreational drugs. Now I see.
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Old 05-23-2003, 05:16 AM   #8 (permalink)
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You've got to know the bible a little bit to understand.
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Old 05-23-2003, 07:52 AM   #9 (permalink)
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You've got to know the bible a little bit to understand.
Well if you got this joke, share the knowledge with the rest of us man! Don't keep us in suspense.
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Old 05-23-2003, 09:39 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Hmm... I have to say that on most occasions religious icons and premature ejaculation humor don't really mix.
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Old 06-20-2003, 07:03 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 06-20-2003, 09:32 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Didn't get the joke but the cartoon is great
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Old 06-20-2003, 11:55 AM   #13 (permalink)
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i like the cartoon too
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Old 06-20-2003, 12:53 PM   #14 (permalink)
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*sighs*
Won't this thread die already....
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Old 06-21-2003, 05:15 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Nope!

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Old 06-21-2003, 05:34 AM   #16 (permalink)
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ok...
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Old 06-22-2003, 04:02 AM   #17 (permalink)
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bump the lame joke to the top............ hehehe good cartoon!!!
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Old 06-22-2003, 02:18 PM   #18 (permalink)
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You've got to know the bible a little bit to understand.
I get it! Holy rollers think that just because Jesus had a premature ejaculation problem, then we should have one too!
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Old 06-22-2003, 02:45 PM   #19 (permalink)
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lol i like the little picture better

http://www.minou.com/aboutsex/images/dildo.jpg
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