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Prophecy · 05-14-2003, 12:10 PM

A couple had just finished having sex in their bed and after a few seconds of silence the woman rolled over and looked at the man. "You know what?" She said. The man looked at her and replied casually, "What?"

"You know I love you and all, but we've been sleeping together for months now and every time we have sex you get off way before I do. And well to tell you the true i'm tired of it. I want to get off too!" The man raised an eyebrow and stared at the woman long and hard.
At this the woman replied again, "Don't give me that 'I got mine, why didn't you get yours' crap, you said you were working on pleasing me and I'm not seeing any progress. Your just cumming to fast!!!"
Sighing the man replied, "Your right hon, but think of it this way. I'm like Jesus.... I may not come when you want me to, but I'm always right on time."

TwoToTango · 05-15-2003, 06:06 AM

I don't get it. Jesus is noted for punctuality?
Premature ejaculation is "on time"?

Lost me on that one, Dark.

zaiaz · 05-15-2003, 08:50 AM

Lucy you got some splaining to do...

Prophecy · 05-15-2003, 08:56 AM

*shrugs* I don't really get it either but a friend kept saying it was hilarious. He was laughing the whole time he told it to me, so I posted it to see if anyone else thought it was funny or if I was the only one that didn't get it... Maybe I just told it wrong....

maybe this pic will make up for the joke

Bill O'Rights · 05-15-2003, 08:59 AM

What am I missing here?

clifclav · 05-15-2003, 09:18 AM

the joke - eehhhhh. the cartoon - bwwwaaaaahhhh

TwoToTango · 05-16-2003, 06:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dark_Prophecy
...a friend kept saying it was hilarious. He was laughing the whole time he told it to me...

Ah, recreational drugs. Now I see.

pigmann · 05-23-2003, 05:16 AM

You've got to know the bible a little bit to understand.

hrdwareguy · 05-23-2003, 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pigmann
You've got to know the bible a little bit to understand.

Well if you got this joke, share the knowledge with the rest of us man! Don't keep us in suspense.

teflonian · 05-23-2003, 09:39 AM

Hmm... I have to say that on most occasions religious icons and premature ejaculation humor don't really mix.

bobdobbs8056135 · 06-20-2003, 07:03 AM

Blue Fish · 06-20-2003, 09:32 AM

Didn't get the joke but the cartoon is great

Flesh · 06-20-2003, 11:55 AM

i like the cartoon too

Prophecy · 06-20-2003, 12:53 PM

*sighs*
Won't this thread die already....

MikeyChalupa · 06-21-2003, 05:15 AM

Nope!

-Mikey

txgirl · 06-21-2003, 05:34 AM

ok...

Midlandmadman · 06-22-2003, 04:02 AM

bump the lame joke to the top............ hehehe good cartoon!!!

grumpyolddude · 06-22-2003, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pigmann
You've got to know the bible a little bit to understand.

I get it! Holy rollers think that just because Jesus had a premature ejaculation problem, then we should have one too!

MacGnG · 06-22-2003, 02:45 PM

lol i like the little picture better

http://www.minou.com/aboutsex/images/dildo.jpg

05-14-2003, 12:10 PM	#1 (permalink)
Prophecy Oracle & Apollyon Location: Limbus Patrum	Bedroom problems A couple had just finished having sex in their bed and after a few seconds of silence the woman rolled over and looked at the man. "You know what?" She said. The man looked at her and replied casually, "What?" "You know I love you and all, but we've been sleeping together for months now and every time we have sex you get off way before I do. And well to tell you the true i'm tired of it. I want to get off too!" The man raised an eyebrow and stared at the woman long and hard. At this the woman replied again, "Don't give me that 'I got mine, why didn't you get yours' crap, you said you were working on pleasing me and I'm not seeing any progress. Your just cumming to fast!!!" Sighing the man replied, "Your right hon, but think of it this way. I'm like Jesus.... I may not come when you want me to, but I'm always right on time." __________________ La Disciplina È La Mia Spada, La Fede È Il Mio Schermo, Non salti Ciecamente In Incertezza, E Potete Raccogliere Le Ricompense. Last edited by Prophecy; 05-14-2003 at 12:23 PM..

05-15-2003, 08:50 AM	#3 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	Lucy you got some splaining to do... __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

05-15-2003, 08:56 AM	#4 (permalink)
Prophecy Oracle & Apollyon Location: Limbus Patrum	shrugs I don't really get it either but a friend kept saying it was hilarious. He was laughing the whole time he told it to me, so I posted it to see if anyone else thought it was funny or if I was the only one that didn't get it... Maybe I just told it wrong.... maybe this pic will make up for the joke __________________ La Disciplina È La Mia Spada, La Fede È Il Mio Schermo, Non salti Ciecamente In Incertezza, E Potete Raccogliere Le Ricompense. Last edited by Prophecy; 05-15-2003 at 09:00 AM..

05-15-2003, 08:59 AM	#5 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights will always be an Alyson Hanniganite Location: In the dust of the archives	What am I missing here? __________________ "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

05-15-2003, 09:18 AM	#6 (permalink)
clifclav absolute relativist Location: D.C.	the joke - eehhhhh. the cartoon - bwwwaaaaahhhh __________________ Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!

05-15-2003, 06:06 AM	#2 (permalink)
TwoToTango Psycho	I don't get it. Jesus is noted for punctuality? Premature ejaculation is "on time"? Lost me on that one, Dark.

05-23-2003, 05:16 AM	#8 (permalink)
pigmann Upright Location: Michigan	You've got to know the bible a little bit to understand. __________________ I once loved a girl, a child I'm told, I gave her my heart and she gave me a cold.

05-23-2003, 09:39 AM	#10 (permalink)
teflonian Appreciative Location: Paradise	Hmm... I have to say that on most occasions religious icons and premature ejaculation humor don't really mix.

06-20-2003, 07:03 AM	#11 (permalink)
bobdobbs8056135 Upright Location: in the woods	00ps __________________ the days run over the hills like wild horses...-Bukowsky- i am the flying rodeo clown of death in qpids liberation army... lending my strange services in the noble cause of taking over the world before microsoft enslaves us all.

06-20-2003, 09:32 AM	#12 (permalink)
Blue Fish Tilted Location: NJ, USA	Didn't get the joke but the cartoon is great

06-20-2003, 11:55 AM	#13 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	i like the cartoon too

06-20-2003, 12:53 PM	#14 (permalink)
Prophecy Oracle & Apollyon Location: Limbus Patrum	sighs Won't this thread die already.... __________________ La Disciplina È La Mia Spada, La Fede È Il Mio Schermo, Non salti Ciecamente In Incertezza, E Potete Raccogliere Le Ricompense.

06-21-2003, 05:15 AM	#15 (permalink)
MikeyChalupa Squid Location: USS George Washington	Nope! -Mikey

06-21-2003, 05:34 AM	#16 (permalink)
txgirl so many men...so little time. Location: Bellingham	ok...

06-22-2003, 04:02 AM	#17 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	bump the lame joke to the top............ hehehe good cartoon!!! __________________ Its good to be back.

06-22-2003, 02:45 PM	#19 (permalink)
MacGnG Know Where!	lol i like the little picture better http://www.minou.com/aboutsex/images/dildo.jpg