Fourtyrulz

It started with the swift boat ads against Kerry that got me thinking...

For you folks who aspire to hold some kind of political office, what kinds of things do you KNOW your opponent would use against you in some kind of political ad? It can be anything from silly stuff to skeletons in your closet. If you feel like it you could even outline how you think the commercial would go.

Ill start:

*Open with black screen and the sound of teenage boys laughing*

*Blackness fades to scene and you see an empty kitchen, teenage boys still laughing*

*Still in the kitchen, the camera direction changes showing a different view of the kitchen*

*Camera changes again, kitchen still empty, you can still hear the laughing*

*The camera pans over a section of counter and you see 3 teenagers laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and laughing hysterically*

*Camera gradually zooms in on a tall blonde kid and a gruff male voiceover says "Is this who you want spending YOUR taxes?"*

*Scene fades again to black and in fades the bold white words "Paid for by Mothers Against Hallucinogenic Drugs"*

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