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Old 01-02-2005, 12:21 PM   #1 (permalink)
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How 'bout something fun for a change?

It started with the swift boat ads against Kerry that got me thinking...

For you folks who aspire to hold some kind of political office, what kinds of things do you KNOW your opponent would use against you in some kind of political ad? It can be anything from silly stuff to skeletons in your closet. If you feel like it you could even outline how you think the commercial would go.

Ill start:

*Open with black screen and the sound of teenage boys laughing*

*Blackness fades to scene and you see an empty kitchen, teenage boys still laughing*

*Still in the kitchen, the camera direction changes showing a different view of the kitchen*

*Camera changes again, kitchen still empty, you can still hear the laughing*

*The camera pans over a section of counter and you see 3 teenagers laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and laughing hysterically*

*Camera gradually zooms in on a tall blonde kid and a gruff male voiceover says "Is this who you want spending YOUR taxes?"*

*Scene fades again to black and in fades the bold white words "Paid for by Mothers Against Hallucinogenic Drugs"*
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Old 01-02-2005, 01:50 PM   #2 (permalink)
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My opposition will have to resort to using wolves or an ostrich (you get the reffrence), because I'm relatively clean.

The only thing I could see them using is my disbelief of the official 9/11 story as my being unpatriotic (to get an idea of what the heck I'm talking about, visit "The truth about 9/11" and "Mystery of the 757" threads in paranoia). The problem with that is that if they were to bring this up, people would expect me to defend myself. If I were to defend myself, I'd simply go public with all of the contradictions and half truths released after 9/11. All that would do is bring the 9/11 conspiracy theory to more people, and who wants that? Whether true or not, the facts I'd release would cause more people to question what happened.

I don't plan on running for public office.
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Old 01-05-2005, 10:37 PM   #3 (permalink)
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They'd probably use my titty board viewing to board post ratio and come to some unfair assumption that I am a pervert. Imagine though what the future holds for polititians. Web browsing patterns, message board postings. It could be quite devastating for some. I think we as a public need to get over it. Personal lives are personal lives.
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