1. Donald Trump
2. My shitty cell phone
3. High gas prices
4. Carrot Top
5. Dunkin Donuts Steak Sandwich (WTF? Who microwaves steak?)
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I think Pringles initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a big truckload of potatoes arrived. But Pringles is a laid back company. They said "Fuck it. Cut em up." -Mitch Hedberg, '68-'05
Bauer's the man.
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