sammy776

If you could get rid of 5 people or things for 2005 who or what would they be?

1. Paris Hilton
2. brintney Spears
3. American Idle and all the idots who came from it
4. the Osbourne Family
5. reality TV

The Prophet

1. Lawyers
2. Politicians
3. Television News Reporters
4. Reality TV
5. This damn callous on the heal of my foot

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bundy

1. the worlds dependence on oil
2. monotheistic fundamentalism
3. luddite, conservative governments
4. conservative american media
5. slutty, trashy role models for young people aka Britney Spears/Paris Hilton etc...

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crackpot

1. Reba McEntire's highly smackable face
2. Celery. What is the reason for celery?
3. Anyone who wears too much perfume/cologne
4. Unpopular mechanics
5. All of the 996 other things that bother me, even slightly.

blitz.fenix

1. The Olsen twins (two birds with one stone)
2. War
3. Paris Hilton
4. The NHLPA
5. The Security gaurds inside the bank truck...

Hedgehog

1. Osama
2. Dependence on oil (good idea)
3. People who think they are 'owed' anything by the government
4. France (the whole country, poof!)
5. Hockey

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ShaniFaye

1. Any Supermodel
2. Any brain dead female trashy B. Spears clone/wannabe
3. Any man that doesnt wear a kilt
4. Any restaurant catering to the "fatkins" (per Foamy) low carb crap
5. Jeff Gordon and Kurt Bush (I get two on that one since they are in the same sport)

Oh and I'll take all the celery....I love it...long as its not cooked!!!

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I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!

theguyondacouch

escalades
h2s
The wiggles
inactive kids(thats not to say get rid of the inactive kids, just make them active)
centipides

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"Lick my frozen metal ass!"

Stiltzkin

I'd remove all the hydrogen, helium, lithium, beryllium, and boron atoms from the universe. That'd be funny and interesting, if I could exist long enough to see what happens.

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The most important thing in this world is love.

skier

considering you are composed mainly of carbon and water, you most likely wouldn't last very long to see what happens :P

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"Asking a bomb squad if an old bomb is still "real" is not the best thing to do if you want to save it." - denim

Giant Hamburger

cars
air-conditioning
television
mosquitoes
clowns

ElwoodBlues

1. Donald Trump
2. My shitty cell phone
3. High gas prices
4. Carrot Top
5. Dunkin Donuts Steak Sandwich (WTF? Who microwaves steak?)

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Bauer's the man.

Stiltzkin

I guess I'll give a typical response as well:
-All addictive substances that piss me off (including, but not limited to, alcohol, nicotine, cannabis, and heroine)
-Currency
-Ignorance
-Hypocrisy
-Pettiness

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rashonmyash

1) unattractive ladies
2) GEORGE W. BUSH....duh~
3) janet jackson
4) another beatles wanna-be
5) active monotheist preachers....stop freaking bothering me!!

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Fremen

1. child molestors and rapists of adults
2. people that attempt to enforce their will upon others
3. animal poachers and animal abusers, intentional or otherwise
4. the tendency for people to become obese
the silly portion---
5. sticky-fingered noisy kids

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monkeydriven

1. Dubya
2. NHLPA
3. Britney
4. Stupid people
5. Tom Hanks

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ngdawg

You are my hero!

Toss Harvick in there!
As for the other 4 thingsto get rid of-the first four months of the year til i get to Bristol!!

ShaniFaye

ammend my #5

5. Jeff Gordon and Kurt Bush and Kevin Harvick (I get three on that one since they are in the same sport)

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I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!

kurty[B]

Top 100 Searches

The first five things on this list is what I would get rid of.

Oh wait, I guess Nick Berg is already dead, in that case Pamela Anderson as the 5th one.

qtpye4u84

1) stupid lady from work.
2) Stupid person I know that steal's.
3) The Girl that likes my friend.
4)The ps2
5) my doctor bills

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Hard8s

1) People who push their religion on others
2) Osama Bin Laden & George Bush (or do they fall into above category)
3) Child molesters
4) Wife Beaters - or people who domestic abuse (either guys or girls)
5) People who want hockey gone!

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If ignorance is bliss, then wipe this smile off my face!

Catmandu

1. Anything related to Michael Jackson.
2. My addiction to peanut M&Ms.
3. Earthquakes.
4. The muscle problems in my calves that prevent me from ever running again.
5. Al-Quaeda.

Scorps

1. People I work with(about 4 of them)
2. Hummer H2's(what evre happened to the H1?)
3. Ford Motor company
4. who ever put a stop to the muscle car era
5. Government

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Glory's Sun

1. The RIAA
2. The MPAA
3. Dale jr.. jesus.. don't get me started..
4. My Secretary
5. The Internet

ngdawg

/me slaps Guccilvr with a large whale!

GraveTaker

1. paris hilton & the rest of those idiots
2. Governments "you shouldn't steal, the government doesn't like competition"
3. People that make the stupid laws which causes all of us to be able to have less fun ex. restrictions to frigin LIGHTS on a car, can't trade in games in some parts of town. and there are others
4. Pigs that have nothing better to do than bust our balls just because we have nice cars and are jealous cause they don't have one
5. 18 wheelers that do nothing bu polute.

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cosmic

0. Rid of all the Media portraying sterotypical themes on other cultures... ha
1. The ignorant rich who hang on tight to their money!
2. People who act ghetto and shouldn't... I can't stand it, but I'll still be nice to you. Just on the inside... you guys suck... hah sorry
3. People who hang out with the same crowd ever since high school and think they're the shit
4. Lamba Phi Epsilon, what have they become?? such a shame...
5. Girls who know they want sex just as much as guys do when they act all reserved...
Bonus: Paris Hilton... I do her, she can be my little play toy, when she hits 30, I throw her out. since she dosen't respect others, why should I respect her, am i right?

bigd999

1. The far Left wing, and the far Right wing.
2. The middle east, just wipe it out and start fresh where no one hates each other (like an etch a sketch)
3. Rice burners w/fart cans and 747 wings
4. Same as #2 but with Africa (they are just as bad about the killing each other thing)
5. H2's

Rdr4evr

1. Bush
2. War
3. Religion
4. Bush
5. Can I put all celebrities in one?

Scorps

If there wasn't 18 wheelers you wouldn't have the cloths on your back the food you eat everyday and that nice car you drive!


Just a little rant, my dad is a truck driver

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Fire

dependence on oil (very good idea)

al queda (takes care of osama and his buddies in one shot)

the religious reich in america

anyone who obstructs research (and funding therefore) on stem cells and cloning

the people responsible for movies that suck....

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