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Headlines, not diatribes, folks. Short and informative.
"Odin revealed as One True God"
(subheadline: Muslims, Christians - "D'oh!")
"Democrats Gain 4 More Votes In 563rd Recount"
(subheadline: Still 126,949,303 Short)
"Hydrogen Shortage Continues"
(subheadline: USA Cuts Back On Exports of H to Middle East)
"UN Condemns All Western Hemisphere Nations"
(subheadline: China, Iraq Are Last Remaining Members)
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