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An Oldie
Doctor: "Well, I have some bad news and some very bad news."
Patient: "I guess you should give me the bad news first."
Doctor: "The lab called with your test results. They said that you only have 24 hours to live."
Patient: "Twenty-four hours?! That's terrible! What could be worse? What's the very bad news?
Doctor: "I've been trying to reach you since yesterday."
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