mike2360

Doctor: "Well, I have some bad news and some very bad news."
Patient: "I guess you should give me the bad news first."
Doctor: "The lab called with your test results. They said that you only have 24 hours to live."
Patient: "Twenty-four hours?! That's terrible! What could be worse? What's the very bad news?
Doctor: "I've been trying to reach you since yesterday."

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justMike

MexicanOnABike

that would suck!

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zaiaz

Damn! that is bad news.

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Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

GreasyP

You forgot the end of that scene where he collapses on the floor and the doctor starts laughing hystericaly.

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SysteMatiC

ouch thats gonna leave a mark.

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I have more respect for a man who says what he means, even if he is wrong, then one who acts like an angel, but is nothing but a devil.

DEI37

Guess he better find a nice blonde to bang before he dies!!! Hopefully, the receptionist is willing!

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Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

forgotten_dream

"Docter, how long do I have to live?"
"10."
"10? Ten what? Ten months? Ten days?"
"9... 8...7..."

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"A ouija board just works better if you've made it yourself. It's sortof like how 'Clue' is more interesting when one of you has actually killed someone."