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Fresh from her shower, the wife stood in front of the mirror complaining to
her husband that her breasts were too small. Instead of
telling her it's not so, the husband came up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds every day."

Willing to try anything, the wife fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood
in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.

"How long will this take?" the wife asked.

They will grow larger over a period of years," the husband replied.

The wife stopped. " Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat, the husband said "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"