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Mobo123 · 12-24-2004, 07:12 PM

Fresh from her shower, the wife stood in front of the mirror complaining to
her husband that her breasts were too small. Instead of
telling her it's not so, the husband came up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds every day."

Willing to try anything, the wife fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood
in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.

"How long will this take?" the wife asked.

They will grow larger over a period of years," the husband replied.

The wife stopped. " Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat, the husband said "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

Rudel73 · 12-24-2004, 08:35 PM

think that guy is still alive? haha

pattycakes · 12-24-2004, 08:58 PM

ROFL that is great

Corneo · 12-24-2004, 11:56 PM

hahah this is too funny

wgheow · 12-25-2004, 08:30 AM

haahahahaha....darn tats good..i was trying to think wat the ending wud be like...hahah.never saw tat coming!

HunterDevourer · 12-28-2004, 08:12 PM

Unexpected ending, brilliant!

slimshaydee · 12-28-2004, 08:26 PM

lol never heard that one before...great joke!

Delvid · 12-29-2004, 07:59 AM

Old but good.

Paradise Lost · 12-29-2004, 11:07 AM

Oh man, I got this one! (See other loser replies on the humor board to understand) :P

I have to try this one out on somebody at school though when they complain about it.

zizdog69 · 12-30-2004, 03:28 AM

Nice answer! Of course, the guy would probably have a dent in his head after that.

itch vaccine · 01-02-2005, 12:05 AM

You mean rubbing tissue between my ass makes it biggeR?

Gosh I gotta try it

Nachtschleicher · 01-02-2005, 08:38 PM

LAMO! That's heck of funny!

rashonmyash · 01-11-2005, 10:57 AM

BURN!!!!

as i was reading it i thought it was heading towards a perverted husband that likes to watch his wife play with her boobs. totally unsuspected.

Bauer_Power · 01-11-2005, 12:54 PM

That was a kick ass joke!

troit · 01-12-2005, 07:22 AM

One of the funnier ones I've read in awhile. Great post.

12-24-2004, 07:12 PM	#1 (permalink)
Mobo123 Insane	Toilet Paper and the Feminine Physique Fresh from her shower, the wife stood in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts were too small. Instead of telling her it's not so, the husband came up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds every day." Willing to try anything, the wife fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" the wife asked. They will grow larger over a period of years," the husband replied. The wife stopped. " Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat, the husband said "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

12-28-2004, 08:12 PM	#6 (permalink)
HunterDevourer Insane Location: Sydney - Australia	Unexpected ending, brilliant! __________________ Viva La Muerte

12-29-2004, 11:07 AM	#9 (permalink)
Paradise Lost "Afternoon everybody." "NORM!" Location: Poland, Ohio // Clarion University of PA.	Oh man, I got this one! (See other loser replies on the humor board to understand) :P I have to try this one out on somebody at school though when they complain about it. __________________ "Marino could do it."

12-30-2004, 03:28 AM	#10 (permalink)
zizdog69 Crazy Location: Arizona	Nice answer! Of course, the guy would probably have a dent in his head after that. __________________ "So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life." -Peter Gibbons, Office Space

01-02-2005, 12:05 AM	#11 (permalink)
itch vaccine Psycho Location: on my spinning computer chair	You mean rubbing tissue between my ass makes it biggeR? Gosh I gotta try it __________________ "When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein

12-24-2004, 08:35 PM	#2 (permalink)
Rudel73 Psycho	think that guy is still alive? haha

12-24-2004, 08:58 PM	#3 (permalink)
pattycakes Insane Location: bangor pa	ROFL that is great

12-24-2004, 11:56 PM	#4 (permalink)
Corneo Insane	hahah this is too funny

12-25-2004, 08:30 AM	#5 (permalink)
wgheow Upright Location: kuala lumpur, malaysia	haahahahaha....darn tats good..i was trying to think wat the ending wud be like...hahah.never saw tat coming!

12-28-2004, 08:26 PM	#7 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	lol never heard that one before...great joke!

12-29-2004, 07:59 AM	#8 (permalink)
Delvid Insane Location: Missouri	Old but good.

01-02-2005, 08:38 PM	#12 (permalink)
Nachtschleicher Tilted	LAMO! That's heck of funny!

01-11-2005, 10:57 AM	#13 (permalink)
rashonmyash Upright Location: virginia	BURN!!!! as i was reading it i thought it was heading towards a perverted husband that likes to watch his wife play with her boobs. totally unsuspected. __________________ -RAS H ONM Y ASH-

01-11-2005, 12:54 PM	#14 (permalink)
Bauer_Power Tilted Location: Nebraska	That was a kick ass joke! __________________ Odoyal Rules!!!

01-12-2005, 07:22 AM	#15 (permalink)
troit Transfer Agent Location: NYC	One of the funnier ones I've read in awhile. Great post. __________________ I've yet to dephile myself...