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Old 12-19-2004, 08:13 PM   #1 (permalink)
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short christmas jokes

alright...

i've done a search and cant find this joke. its a bit short to have a whole thread to itself. so how about everyone post christmas jokes here???

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Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $20 bill lying on the floor. Which one picked it up?





Santa of course, because the other two don't exist!
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