Ishmal

alright...

i've done a search and cant find this joke. its a bit short to have a whole thread to itself. so how about everyone post christmas jokes here???

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Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $20 bill lying on the floor. Which one picked it up?





Santa of course, because the other two don't exist!

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sadistikdreams

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
That's HILARIOUS!
Quite clever, too

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hearts, by d.a.

Echodork

Just goes to show, no matter how old a joke is, someone on the internet hasn't heard it yet.

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Here's a line I've been using at work (retail):

Me: So how's your Christmas shopping comming along.

Customer: Fine, good, trouble, etc.

Me: That's good (or "That's too bad"). I have a feeling I'm not going to get started until the 24th. Which is better than last year. Because I didn't start 'til the 26th.

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Roger Zelazny