12-19-2004, 08:13 PM | #1 (permalink) |
Wicked Clown
Location: House Of Horrors
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short christmas jokes
alright...
i've done a search and cant find this joke. its a bit short to have a whole thread to itself. so how about everyone post christmas jokes here??? ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $20 bill lying on the floor. Which one picked it up? Santa of course, because the other two don't exist!
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12-19-2004, 08:36 PM | #2 (permalink) |
lonely rolling star
Location: Seattle.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
That's HILARIOUS! Quite clever, too
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12-20-2004, 10:17 AM | #4 (permalink) |
drawn and redrawn
Location: Some where in Southern California
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Here's a line I've been using at work (retail):
Me: So how's your Christmas shopping comming along. Customer: Fine, good, trouble, etc. Me: That's good (or "That's too bad"). I have a feeling I'm not going to get started until the 24th. Which is better than last year. Because I didn't start 'til the 26th.
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