What's with all the cellular service providers merging together. Cingular and AT&T, Sprint and Nextel.
Now all thats left if for Verizon to merge with Virgin. Founding the new company, Vergin.
That would leave us with The New Cingular, Sextel, and Vergin as the three major players in the cell phone world. I'm waiting for all of them to finally merge together, and form the world's largest wireless network;
The New Sextular Vergin. Just you wait and see, all you cynics. Just you wait and see...
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