Delight in the misery (and stupidity) of others.....
My Sister-in-law and her friend are currently living together - sis-in-law has 2 young girls (who were in daycare during the coming story) - friend has 2 boys, 2 years old & newbie.
So sis-in-law comes home from school, long day (Adult schooling, finishing her high school - to make a long story short she fucked up hard in her teen years & is now realizing she needs to fix the mistakes) and the two of them get it in their heads to smoke a couple joints.
So they head out into the front porch (fully enclosed) and spark a joint.
Meanwhile, the 2 year old buy, left alone in the house watching tv (god that pisses me off, but thats another rant) picks up the phone and dials 911. Now, the kid can't talk (and doesn't make a sound apparently) - so the cops come tearing through town, run up to the front door, to be greeted with the blue cloud of alot of pot smoked.
Well, my sis-in-law shits, runs upstairs, and hides - leaving the friend holding the bag, literally - about a 1/2 ounce bag to be percise.
Sis gets drug down from her bedroom, the two of them get a 2 hour lecture on taching kids how to use 911, not letting your kids be unsupervised, smoking pot, etc etc etc. Plus the dumbass friend coughed up my sis-in-laws entire stash, the pipes, the roach clips, everything - gone. Of course, mabye now she'll clean up, but that too is another rant.
All I can do is laugh personally. Dumbasses