I went to Europe a few years ago with my wife and 11-yr-old daughter. The kid slept in the same room as us every night. The wife and I became very adept at stealth sex. At least I think we did. I have this nightmare that in about 15 years the kid will tell us about hearing/watching the wife and I going at it.
I have a similar issue every summer. We do a family reunion at a house on Lake Erie, where 25 people cram into a 4 bedroom summer home. We can't use the creaky 100-yr-old bed in our room, so we try to find a solid piece of floor and get on our knees. We have also found an occasional afternoon where everyone is down on the beach.
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