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warrrreagl · 12-15-2004, 06:00 AM

I don't know where you're located, but the EXACT same story occurs here in the malls in Alabama. Always a Mediterranean accent, always the same back massager, and always the same opening line, "Can I ask you a question?"

My conspiracy theory antennae just went way up...

When we go to the malls now, my wife pulls me aside and has to sternly warn me not to get into a fight with them (it nearly happened one night). She has to tell me to treat them like drunks; just ignore them and keep walking, don't look at them and don't talk to them no matter what they say.

I hate them!

12-15-2004, 06:00 AM	#12 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	I don't know where you're located, but the EXACT same story occurs here in the malls in Alabama. Always a Mediterranean accent, always the same back massager, and always the same opening line, "Can I ask you a question?" My conspiracy theory antennae just went way up... When we go to the malls now, my wife pulls me aside and has to sternly warn me not to get into a fight with them (it nearly happened one night). She has to tell me to treat them like drunks; just ignore them and keep walking, don't look at them and don't talk to them no matter what they say. I hate them! __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed. Last edited by warrrreagl; 12-15-2004 at 06:03 AM..