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Originally Posted by n0nsensical
Death metal bands always have names relating to corpses, body parts, death, etc., like Cannibal Corpse, Cattle Decapitation, Napalm Death...if the name sounds scary and funny at the same time, it's probably a death band. They have the usual screaming unintelligible vocals and a musical focus on being loud.
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My friends and I have endless fun making up stupid names for (so called) death metal bands. So imagine our mirth when we found Violated Rot, and website featuring a comprehensive list of many death metal bands with some album reviews to boot.
Some of my personal favourites were
- Circle of Dead Children
- Putrid Pile
- Vaginal Carnage
The list goes on and on. I look at them (midst snorting my drink onto my desk) and think these people can't POSSIBLY take themselves seriously.
A few choice tracks from a recent release of on of the more well-known groups, Gorerotted are
"Her limbs wouldn't fit in the fridge"
"Hacked in the back and stuffed in a sack"
and
"Zombie Graveyard Rape Bonanza"
*wipes tears from eyes* I mean seriously, they must be taking the piss. Right?
Right?