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Originally Posted by Fate
Some reason I wouldn't be surprised if Santa was a minute man... or a millisecond man. Assuming "santa kisses your mom" on every 10th stop, and gets laid on every 50th stop, that means he has roughly 10,800,000 kisses and 2,160,000 lays over christmas night.
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What kind of horrible things did your parents tell you as a child? Where did you get the Santa boning every 50th mom? Were you also told that the Easter Bunny eats baby flesh and the tooth fairy has an ear necklace?
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