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right wing religious wish list
how many of these can mr. gw actually pass in these next four years? I see a couple that look really likely.
1. Abolish and criminalize abortion
2. Establish Creationism in all public schools
3. Declare Christmas a “True Christian Holiday”
4. Base American law on the Ten Commandments, not the Secular Constitution
5. Make any kind of homosexual activity a criminal offense
6. Censor any and all media material they deem to be pornographic or offensive
7. Send missionaries to Iraq and other occupied countries to Christianize them…by force
8. Declare a Christian Crusade as quickly as possible with the aim of converting the world.
9. Work with Israel to demolish the Arab mosques and rebuild the Temple of Solomon
10. Declare Sunday as Christ’s Day and shut all retail businesses down for that day
11. Institute the Tithe in the United States where 10% of the worker’s checks go to Jesus (them)
12. Ban forever any kind of Satanic Rock and Roll and make it punishable to air or play it
13. Set up a Cabinet post as Religious Coordinator
14. Stop the publication of any and all Harry Potter type Satanic books. Abolish Satanic board games
15. Immediately quarantine any and all AIDS victims as drug abusers and rampant queers
16. Abolish all secular media programs on Sunday and Christmas and replace with religious ones
17. Require heavy prison sentences for any and all drug abuse.
18. Reestablish old sedition laws to prevent displays of anti-Government sentiment anywhere
other than the obvious ones I really doubt even Bush is capable of crushing Harry Potter.
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