Originally Posted by TexanAvenger

It is possible that they "please the ladies something fierce."... but first let's think about it. How much time must one spend a day trying to make a pen move like? How much time a day should one spend on a girl if they actually care about her and want to keep her around? Let's designate the variables A and B, respectively. Now, if A+B>24, your theory's a no-go because they would never get the chance. If however, A+B<24 or A+B=24, then I sincerely hope to learn from them.