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Old 05-13-2003, 07:18 AM   #18 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger
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Well done, Vermin!
I can almost see the bunny jaws displayed on Quint’s boat
I imagine they would look something like this...


Here is a true-life bunny horror story.
As a young boy a good friend of mine celebrated Easter every year with his neighbors. It was a traditional celebration with church then brunch followed by a get together at the neighbors house afterwards. One year someone got the bright idea of giving the kids live chicks as a gift. Someone else did not have the bright idea to put Fred, the housecat, outside before they went to church. When the families returned from brunch, they were greeted by a grisly murder scene. Blood was everywhere and the cat nowhere to be found. My friend, for years, thought it was the Easter Bunny that committed the crime.
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