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Originally Posted by MrSelfDestruct
And it was committed to the pages of scripture that he who wishes to contact the Lord and Master of all things that are Tilted shall call upon all the men in the land, proclaiming that upon reaching the point of calling, the trousers of each shall be removed, and he whose chest is adorned with the symbol of the atom, and who bears the most grandiose wang in all the land shall be awarded a prize, and shall prove himself to be the True Lord and Master of all that is Tilted. In such a way may this legendary man be found.
-The Book of the Tilted, Chapter 32, Verse 4
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I have told you before that you have too much time on your hands...right?
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony
"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus
It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.
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