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I'll fill in. I have a sister-in-law who is the most vile, wretched, disgusting filth to ever fill out the shape of a human being. Part of her charm is that she can't keep her mouth shut.
Last weekend, as we were all walking through a mob scene after a college football game, a drunk guy bumped into the old man in front of her (total stranger). As the drunk turned around to say something to the old man, She-Who-Must-Be-Loathed had to get her big mouth into it. So the drunk turned back around and headed for HER. Only the moving mob kept him from reaching her. As he was brushed away in the opposite direction, he screamed the words that so many of us would pay to be able to say:
FUCK YOU, BITCH!!!
Ah, you gotta love a good drunk.....
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