Strange Famous

tommorow I'll be sober but I almost had a fight, and I met a girl, I'll post oit all when Im sober.

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"Do not tell lies, and do not do what you hate,
for all things are plain in the sight of Heaven. For nothing
hidden will not become manifest, and nothing covered will remain
without being uncovered."

The Gospel of Thomas

Rdr4evr

Jeff

Alright dude.

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For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command or faith a dictum. I am my own God. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us.
--Charles Bukowski

Asuka{eve}

ok ill wait to hear your story.

radioguy

you didn't almost get into a fight with the girl did ya?

CinnamonGirl

Awww, c'mon, drunk stories are funnier

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"...for though she was ordinary, she possessed health, wit, courage, charm, and cheerfulness. But because she was not beautiful, no one ever seemed to notice these other qualities, which is so often the way of the world."


"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?"

Irishsean

Wheres the story? ITS TOMORROW ALREADY!

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There are no absolute rules of conduct, either in peace or war. Everything depends on circumstances.
Leon Trotsky

CinnamonGirl

*taps fingers* It's tomorrow and very nearly the day AFTER tomorrow...

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"...for though she was ordinary, she possessed health, wit, courage, charm, and cheerfulness. But because she was not beautiful, no one ever seemed to notice these other qualities, which is so often the way of the world."


"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?"

Rdr4evr

Maybe he got drunk again?

Harshaw

You're a story tease... that's what you are!

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This too shall pass.

Irishsean

I feel ripped off! Where do I apply for a refund?

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There are no absolute rules of conduct, either in peace or war. Everything depends on circumstances.
Leon Trotsky

Redjake

where's the story lebowski!

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Off the record, on the q.t., and very hush-hush.

MikeyChalupa

Maybe he blacked out and forgot he had a story?

-Mikey

Charlatan

Probably too drunk and forgot he had a story to tell...

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Averett

Best Story Evah!

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Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.

VitaminH

Maybe he doesn't remember?


Stories are muich better when typed drunk. Its always funny when I send an email or something when I get home from a night out and whomever I sent it to reviews it with me the next day. If I try real hard I can be coherent, but it's hard.

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"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever."
- Napoleon Bonaparte

Ishmal

ummmm... its now 2 weeks l8a and there is still no story!! wats goin on here? has ne1 PM'd him to remind him he has a story to tell??

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"Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."

JStrider

i'll pm him...

see if we can get this story out of him...

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-=JStrider=-

~Clatto Verata Nicto

Boo

its all a matter of time zones....**hic**hic**

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Back button again, I must be getting old.

narf!

I aint deciding if he's a gentleman, that one....

Stick

He might have choked on his vomit.

sonikeko

Why's this thread still up?

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"Adolescence is short, maturity is forever"

Munku

We should start making up our own story for him!

mystmarimatt

funny online drunkenness.

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Words of Wisdom:

If you could really get to know someone and know that they weren't lying to you, then you would know the world was real. Because you could agree on things, you could compare notes. That must be why people get married or make Art. So they'll be able to really know something and not go insane.

Stick

Strange Famous was telling the blonde he'd never been in this bar before. The blonde replied in a masculine voice. "Then you're in for a big surprise, sailor!"

absorbentishe

The blond had a huge adam's apple that couldn't be seen while drunk. When he woke up, he was naked and all his hair was shaved off.

Strange Famous

Im not sure that the story will merit the suspense!!! It really isnt much to tell.

That night I went to the engagement party of this girl I used to work with who I had a big crush on... but a funny thing happened, when I saw her, I just thought that she looked really rough. I dont mean to sound superficial, or hypocritical (because I know I am no one's idea of a good looking guy) - and Im not saying I wouldnt still be interested or I wouldnt date someone who loooked as she does... but it was just like, in my mind she was a really really pretty girl - and it was just like seeing her through a totally different set of eyes, and she just looked normal and ordinary.

Anyway, earlier in the night I met a girl I knew from school, and we changed telephone numbers, but nothing much came from it. I guess at the time I posted this I was anticipating that it might!!! On the way home a bunch of kids, 15 or so years old all got in my face, pushing round me and so on trying to intimidate me, but I just told them to piss off and kept on walking. I'll be buggered if I'm going to get pushed around or mugged by a bunch of school kids

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"Do not tell lies, and do not do what you hate,
for all things are plain in the sight of Heaven. For nothing
hidden will not become manifest, and nothing covered will remain
without being uncovered."

The Gospel of Thomas

Daoust

Wow. That story really sucked. Compared to what it was hyped to be.

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I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace
But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys

warrrreagl

I'll fill in. I have a sister-in-law who is the most vile, wretched, disgusting filth to ever fill out the shape of a human being. Part of her charm is that she can't keep her mouth shut.

Last weekend, as we were all walking through a mob scene after a college football game, a drunk guy bumped into the old man in front of her (total stranger). As the drunk turned around to say something to the old man, She-Who-Must-Be-Loathed had to get her big mouth into it. So the drunk turned back around and headed for HER. Only the moving mob kept him from reaching her. As he was brushed away in the opposite direction, he screamed the words that so many of us would pay to be able to say:

FUCK YOU, BITCH!!!

Ah, you gotta love a good drunk.....

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Living is easy with eyes closed.

hiro-acid

We waited two weeks for that? wtf?

stonegrody

Hey Strange Famous: Next time, write it while you're still drunk

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smooth

and make some good shit up if you have to

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"You measure democracy by the freedom it gives its dissidents, not the freedom it gives its assimilated conformists." -- Abbie Hoffman

sonikeko

I agree with all of the above posts...btw, in a drunken stuper I HAVE yelled those words, and boy did it feel GREAT!

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"Adolescence is short, maturity is forever"

slimcr

hmmmmm........Im glad i just saw this thread for the first time and didnt have to wait too long for that story

KinkyKiwi

nobodys ever waiting for anotehr story again..but stick and absorb..your version was pretty interesting....

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Play with each other. Play with yourselves. Just don't play with the squirrels, they bite.

onewolf

Shit man that story is pathetic. You should have just made something up.

JJRousseau

Groan... That seems like three stories to me.