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Cajun Fireman
> A Cajun fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife:
> Y'know sumpin, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station;
> Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets.
> Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole.
> Bell 3 rings - we jump on de ingine and we's ready to go.
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> From now on, when I says 'Bell one' I want you to strip naked. When I says 'Bell two' you jump on de bed. When I says 'Bell tree' we's gonna meek love all tru de night.
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> The next night he came home and shouted!
> 'Bell One' and she stripped naked.
> 'Bell Two' and she jumped on the bed.
> 'Bell Tree' and they started to make love.
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> After a few minutes the wife yelled out 'Bell Four'.
> What de hell is 'Bell Four'? he asked.
> She replied: Roll out more hose, you ain't nowhere near de fire.
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