11-19-2004, 10:15 AM | #1 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: MD
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Cajun Fireman
> A Cajun fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife:
> Y'know sumpin, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station; > Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets. > Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole. > Bell 3 rings - we jump on de ingine and we's ready to go. > > From now on, when I says 'Bell one' I want you to strip naked. When I says 'Bell two' you jump on de bed. When I says 'Bell tree' we's gonna meek love all tru de night. > > The next night he came home and shouted! > 'Bell One' and she stripped naked. > 'Bell Two' and she jumped on the bed. > 'Bell Tree' and they started to make love. > > After a few minutes the wife yelled out 'Bell Four'. > What de hell is 'Bell Four'? he asked. > She replied: Roll out more hose, you ain't nowhere near de fire. |
11-22-2004, 03:12 AM | #2 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: Above you
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Haha, Nice one!
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