Haha, that was hilarious. As I read it, I was laughing so hard that I began to doubt the authencity of the report. Then, I went to site and it seem real enough!
"Only with regular occurance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."
*sent link to the girlfriend"