vermin

1. Name: vermin
2. Nickname: I usually just call him Nick.
3. Hometown: Manitowoc, WI
4. School: none
5. Boxers or Briefs: Both (but not at the same time)
6. Favorite Lingerie: A big grin
7. Bacon bits or Croutons: Both (at the same time)
8. Favorite salad dressing: Roquefort (bleu cheese)
9. Do you drink? Sort of. (Used to a lot, not too much any more)
10. What type of deodorant do you use: Some sort of stick (not brand loyal)
11. Favorite shampoo or conditioner: Whatever's on the shelf in the shower
12. Have you ever been skinny dipping: Yes
13. Do you make fun of people: Only those who make it impossible not to.
14. Favorite colors: Green, Blue (but not together)
15. Have you ever been convicted of a crime: Never convicted.
16. Favorite best friends: My cousin, Tom.
17. One pillow or two: One
18. Pet: One dog, two cats
19. Favorite movies: Eastwood westerns, Saving Pvt. Ryan, The Blues Brothers, Patton, Repo Man
20. Favorite type of music: Tool, Yes, Beatles, Stones, Zep, many others
21. Hobbies: Drawing, playing guitar (badly), making up funny (to me, at least) answers to my son's incessant questions
22. Dream car: BMW Z3
23. Type of car you drive: '97 Geo Metro
24. Word or phrases you overuse: is
25. Toothpaste: I prefer glue to paste
26. Favorite food: T-bone steak cooked over charcoal
27. Online crush: n/a
28. Significant other: my wife
29. Tattoos: Nope
30. Most romantic thing that ever happened to you: A friend brought a girl he just met over to my house to just hang out and shoot the shit and listen to tunes. We ended up sitting next to each other on the couch and she brushed her hand against mine several times. When I got up to change the record (yes, vinyl LP) in the other room she followed and...well it seemed romatic at the time. I guess you had to be there.
31. Do you get along with your parents: Yes
32. Favorite town to chill in: n/a ("repo man's always intense!")
33. Favorite ice cream: Vanilla w/pecans and caramel
33. Favorite cereal: Sugar frosted flakes
34. Favorite soda pop: Always Coca-Cola
35. What's your bedtime: 10:00 but I usually stay up 'till 11:30
36. Adidas, Nike or Reebok: none of these three
37. Favorite perfume/cologne: ici
38. Favorite song at the moment: "Yours Is No Disgrace" - Yes
39. Favorite Website: something awful
40. Favorite subject in school: Science
41. Least favorite subject: Latin
42. Favorite sport to watch: NFL games featuring the Green Bay Packers, other than that, I have no use for any sport.
43. Silliest person you know: my son
44. Most humiliating moment: Too many to pick from
45. Favorite holiday: Christmas
46. Favorite TV shows: Modern Marvels, American Chopper, Dennis Miller when he was on HBO, Mr Show, South Park
47. Person/s you most look up to: Jesus (y'know, from the bible, not the Mexican guy from accross the street)
48. Choose 3 adjectives to describe yourself: smart, funny, delusional
49. Your first kiss: Tammy (she was 14-1/2, I had just turned 15)
50. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS: Living with my wife, son, and two friends-of-the-family in a rented 5 bedroom house in Tucson.
51. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Peace Maker by Gordon Kent (just finished Teeth of the Tiger by Tom "I-didn't-bother-to-finish-the-book-before-publishing-it" Clancy)
52. WHATS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? My mouse doesn't menstruate
53. FAVORITE BOARD GAME? Chess
54. FAVORITE MAGAZINE? Used to be Heavy Metal (I don't know if they even publish it anymore)
55. FAVORITE SMELLS? Fresh baked bread, McD's french fries, rain
56. LEAST FAVORITE SMELL? human feces and/or rotting meat
57. FAVORITE SOUND? my son laughing
58. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD? Being trapped in a crowded room while needing to shit and puke due to flu-like illness.
59. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
SHUT THAT FUCKIN' ALARM OFF!!
60. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? two
61. FUTURE CHILDS NAME? Agamemnon
62. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE? Knowing that God loves me and forgives me. After that, all else is gravy or irrelevant.
63. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Vanilla
64. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST? YES
65. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? Depends on how long ago the cat ate.
66. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? A red and black 1979 Chevy Luv pickup with a wooden stake bed
67. IF YOU COULD TALK TO ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE......? I already can. The dead ones don't respond.
68. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE? Jagermeister
69. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Yes
70. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB/CAREER YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Film maker and/or animator
71. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR..? I can, but won't.
72. EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Yes
73. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? It's at 50% capacity
74. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? yes
75. WHATS UNDER YOUR BED? The floor
76. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? 5
77. SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU. No one sent it, I found it in a thread.
78. PERSON YOU SEND THIS TO WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? not gonna send it.
79. PERSON YOU SEND THIS TO WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? see #78
80. WHAT ARE THE CHANCES ANYONE WILL READ THROUGH THIS ENTIRE LIST? 0%

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