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Old 11-07-2004, 05:57 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Location: Wish I was on the N17...
Getting to know ...

A post over in the Playground reminded me of this so I thought I'd post it here since it is pretty much nonsense. Anyway here goes....

It only takes a couple of minutes and you are NOT too busy! Copy (do not forward) this entire email and paste it onto a new email that you will send. Change all of the answers so that they apply to you . Then send this to a whole lot of people you know INCLUDING the person who sent it to you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known facts about your friends. Remember to send it back to the person who sent it to you. Make sure you read and answer all of the questions.

1. Name:
kjroh

2. Nickname:
Hammer (long and sordid story, don't ask)

3. Hometown:
Reading, OH

4. School:
Reading High, Univ. of Cincinnati

5. Boxers or Briefs:
Briefs

6. Favorite Lingerie:
Black lace (but I think I look better in Red)

7. Bacon bits or Croutons:
Bacon Bits

8. Favorite salad dressing:
Ranch

9. Do you drink?
When don't I ?

10. What type of deodorant do you use:
Arrid clear

11. Favorite shampoo or conditioner:
American Crew

12. Have you ever been skinny dipping:
Whenever I get the chance

13. Do you make fun of people:
Only in front of them

14. Favorite colors:
Blue, Black

15. Have you ever been convicted of a crime:
Only crimes of passion.

16. Favorite best friends:
Jim B - The Goodyear Tire & RUBBER man
Bob S - The Shriner "who's always stiff in all his joints but one"
Usual Suspects nameless on this list, they know who they are but I can't insult them because of possible retribution

17. One pillow or two:
Three

18. Pet:
None currently because of the travel I do for work but I love salt water aquariums w/ live corals.

19. Favorite movies:
Older movies: Star Wars, Recent Movies: The Score, Lord of the Rings

20. Favorite type of music:
Almost anything live except most country music but the country women are fabulous viewing (Faith Hill....OMG!)

21. Hobbies:
Computers, music, reading, cooking, fitness, scuba diving, snow skiing, drinking and did I mention sex?

22. Dream car:
Lotus Esprit

23. Type of car you drive:
Ford F-150

24. Word or phrases you overuse:
Absolutely! / Whatever!

25. Toothpaste:
Crest Smooth Mint Gel / Sensodyne

26. Favorite food:
Filet Mignon & Thanksgiving dinner

27. Online crush:
Not on your life (but I'm pretty fond of Maleficent)

28. Significant other:
Not on your life

29. Tattoos:
Nope

30. Most romantic thing that ever happened to you:
Was met in Chicago by a surprise visitor, turned into a great weekend.

31. Do you get along with your parents:
Mom, always, but she died eight years ago; Dad, most of the time, but we call him "Archie Bunker" so enough said.

32. Favorite town to chill in:
Sanibel, FL. And Water Island (near St. Thomas http://www.vinow.com/waterisland/ )

33. Favorite ice cream:
Greater's White Chocolate Macadamia Nut Brittle

33. Favorite cereal:
Raisin Nut Bran, Capn' Crunch!

34. Favorite soda pop:
Mountain Dew

35. What's your bedtime:
Whenever she's READY!

36. Adidas, Nike or Reebok:
Usually Reebok but that's only a coincidence

37. Favorite perfume/cologne:
Quasar (Brazilian Version but it's hard to find in the states)

38. Favorite song at the moment:
"Road to Anglesea" & "Celtic Symphony"

39. Favorite Website:
www.tfproject.org
www.bigcharts.com

40. Favorite subject in school:
Math & Science

41. Least favorite subject:
English

42. Favorite sport to watch:
College Basketball

43. Silliest person you know:
Colleen Campbell


44. Most humiliating moment:

Girlfriend's mom walked in us while she was giving me a Monica. VERY humiliating


45. Favorite holiday:
Christmas

46. Favorite TV shows:
Crime Scene Investigators, NYPD Blue w/ hiney shots of Charlotte Ross (NOT DENNIS FRANZ you freaks!) and Meet the Press

47. Person/s you most look up to:
My Grandma and Grandpa, they were married for over 60 years!

48. Choose 3 adjectives to describe yourself:
Sarcastic, Analytical, and really very adorable although no one knows it!

49.. Your first kiss:
Age 12, Lisa Schneider

50. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS:
Formerly an Apartment in Pakistan (I mean Blue Ash). If you lived there you'd understand.

Now a lovely home in Liberty Township sold to me by Mrs. Benning.



51. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
The Simple Truth, David Baldacci and CNBC Creating Wealth, Bill Griffeth


52. WHATS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
"Pain is weakness leaving the body"

53. FAVORITE BOARD GAME?
Craps (The only place I get lucky these days), Drinking Monopoly (Haven't played that since college), & Chutes & Ladders (When playing with kids)

54. FAVORITE MAGAZINE?
Muscle Media, Playboy (articles only!.......whatever kjroh), and Smart Money

55. FAVORITE SMELLS?
Pumpkin Pie / Thanksgiving Dinner (Jim C. --- No comments from you on this one)

56. LEAST FAVORITE SMELL?
Sour Milk (Jim C. --- Again no comments from you!!!)

57. FAVORITE SOUND?
Live Music, almost any variety

Surf @ high tide

58. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?
Feeling alone (copied this answer from the person who sent this to me but it fits)

59. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
Morning wood......it's a good thing.

Is it possible that today is Saturday?

60. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
two / three (unless it's you then I won't answer!)

61. FUTURE CHILDS NAME?
Ethan/Amanda

62. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?
Enjoying every moment of it because it could be your last

63. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
Chocolate

64. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?
Quoting my insuarnce rep "You know how it is in this business, you leave us alone, we leave you alone. That's how it's supposed to work.

You have five speending tickets! Slow it down fella".

65. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?
No

66. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?
Toyota Corolla

67. IF YOU COULD TALK TO ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE......?
My Mom who died eight years ago. She always had the right answers.

68. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE?
Red Wine, Bombay Saphire & Tonic, Stout Beer

69. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
Yes

70. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB/CAREER YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Inn Keeper, guide for fishing charter near Canadian boundry waters in summer time, dive master in the Caribbean in winter time

71. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR..?
Yeah right....I should be lucky enough to have this problem!

72. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
Yes

73. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?
Half Full

74. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?
Yes

75. WHATS UNDER YOUR BED?
Haven't slept there in a while so I'm not sure

76. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER?

7 or 11 (Pay the do's take the don'ts --- It's a pass line winning bet in Craps)

77. SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU.
You are one of the most thoughtful people I know.

78. PERSON YOU SEND THIS TO WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
Karen M. / Winsome P.

79. PERSON YOU SEND THIS TO WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
Tony M. / Tom S. / Darren D.
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Old 11-07-2004, 08:04 PM   #2 (permalink)
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This seems a bit tidious. Perhaps I will try this when I actually do have lots of free time? Welp, back to reading <u>The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test</u> (required text for my Introduction to American Fiction course)... ^^
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Old 11-07-2004, 08:50 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Location: Beautiful British Columbia
Quote:
Originally Posted by kjroh

1. Name:
fly

2. Nickname:
flyman

3. Hometown:
abbotsford BC.

4. School:
done........thank christ

5. Boxers or Briefs:
boxers

6. Favorite Lingerie:
Black lace (but I think I look better in white)

7. Bacon bits or Croutons:
Bacon Bits

8. Favorite salad dressing:
Ranch

9. Do you drink?
When don't I ?

10. What type of deodorant do you use:
speed stick

11. Favorite shampoo or conditioner:
yeah right......ain't got no hair

12. Have you ever been skinny dipping:
Whenever I get the chance

13. Do you make fun of people:
Only in front of them

14. Favorite colors:
Blue, Black

15. Have you ever been convicted of a crime:
nope

16. Favorite best friends:
no such thing as "best" friends....everyone is cool.....

17. One pillow or two:
two

18. Pet:
horse.....rabbit

19. Favorite movies:
Older movies: Star Wars........any Quintin Tarantino


20. Favorite type of music:
Almost anything live except most country music but the country women are fabulous viewing (Faith Hill....OMG!)(Shania......OMG!!!!)

21. Hobbies:
music, cooking,music,snow skiing,music, drinking and did I mention sex?

22. Dream car:
sorry..........gotta be a truck....and as long as it goes in the bush,it's good enough for me

23. Type of car you drive:
Ford F-150 4x4

24. Word or phrases you overuse:
eh

25. Toothpaste:
colgate Gel

26. Favorite food:
no favorites here.....alll food is good

27. Online crush:
nope...

28. Significant other:
the love of my life.........when the kids aren't around anyways

29. Tattoos:
Nope

30. Most romantic thing that ever happened to you:
i got laid on my pool table the day after we set it up.

31. Do you get along with your parents:
i have too....they borned me

32. Favorite town to chill in:
i wanna see as many towns as i can

33. Favorite ice cream:
pass

33. Favorite cereal:
pass

34. Favorite soda pop:
pass

35. What's your bedtime:
when my eyes close

36. Adidas, Nike or Reebok:
k-swiss

37. Favorite perfume/cologne:
hhmmmm.......got me on that one

38. Favorite song at the moment:
one me and some buds wrote.......(just to clarrify....i mean buds ,as in buddies,not doobies)........called "free porn"

39. Favorite Website:
www.tfproject.org


40. Favorite subject in school:
fuck that

41. Least favorite subject:
math

42. Favorite sport to watch:
hockey,CFL football

43. Silliest person you know:
my daughter


44. Most humiliating moment:

1000's of them.....take your pick........i probably did it


45. Favorite holiday:
Christmas

46. Favorite TV shows:
not a big watcher of TV.......

47. Person/s you most look up to:
my kids.........they make me who i am

48. Choose 3 adjectives to describe yourself:
boisterous,objective,fucked

49.. Your first kiss:
Age 11

50. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS:
own my own home that the thieves have decided to target lately.......*bastards*

wife.......two beautiful children.



51. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
man....i haven't read in so long that it's sad.


52. WHATS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
no pad here......we're hardcore

53. FAVORITE BOARD GAME?
risk.........i wanna take over the world eh

54. FAVORITE MAGAZINE?
guitar for the practicing musician

55. FAVORITE SMELLS?
my woman,marijuana,bread..........and anything on the bbq.......oh yeah...snow as well....you know...the coldness

56. LEAST FAVORITE SMELL?
dog doo

57. FAVORITE SOUND?
my sweetie screaming in the thouroughs of passion........*job well done*

58. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?
pain to my children or any kid for that matter

59. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
Morning wood......it's a good thing.damn i gotta pee..........
what's the weather.....(roofer eh)


60. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
if i can find the damn thing i answer it

61. FUTURE CHILDS NAME?
sorry.......done been snipped......that ain't gonna happen

62. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?
living.........for it all

63. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
Chocolate

64. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?
pending on wether the kids are in the truck or not.

65. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?
No

66. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?
"71 chevy pickup.......i miss that truck

67. IF YOU COULD TALK TO ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE......?
if i could stop talkin' to this fucker in my own head i'd be happy!!!!!

68. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE?
BEER..........white/red wine is creepin' in too

69. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
no way man........i got a rabbit

70. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB/CAREER YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
retired

71. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR..?
Yeah right....I should be lucky enough to have this problem!

72. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
still am

73. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?
Half Full

74. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?
nope

75. WHATS UNDER YOUR BED?
carpet
76. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER?

13


77. SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU.
great thread man

78. PERSON YOU SEND THIS TO WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
no one

79. PERSON YOU SEND THIS TO WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
paddyjoe..............

and that's it...
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Old 11-07-2004, 09:41 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Location: Tokyo
1. Name:
bundy.
2. Nickname:
bundy (after the rum).
3. Hometown:
Sydney, AUSTRALIA.
4. School:
SGS, Mac U.
5. Boxers or Briefs:
Boxers.
6. Favorite Lingerie:
Ultra Tight Latex Nurses Outfit.... hmmm... Latex Nurses...
7. Bacon bits or Croutons:
Croutons.
8. Favorite salad dressing:
Depends on the salad.
9. Do you drink?
When i can afford it.
10. What type of deodorant do you use:
Imperial Leather, Sports.
11. Favorite shampoo or conditioner:
Baby Shampoo.
12. Have you ever been skinny dipping:
Yep. lots of times.
13. Do you make fun of people:
All the fucking time.
14. Favorite colors:
Deep Red. Deep Blue. Pure White. Cum Stain Beige.
15. Have you ever been convicted of a crime:
Only crimes against general taste and style. Never been caught.
16. Favorite best friends:
They know who they are.
17. One pillow or two:
Six... so, i got a BIG bed.
18. Pet:
One Border Terrier. he's a handful... but beautiful.
19. Favorite movies:
GiTS1 & GiTS2:Innocence. And all Miyazakis.
20. Favorite type of music:
J-Pop. Classical. Classic Rock. Blues.
21. Hobbies:
Computers (Macs), Girls, Japan, sex, graphic design.
22. Dream car:
Mazda RX-8.
23. Type of car you drive:
Toyota Corolla.
24. Word or phrases you overuse:
Damn Straight and hmmm.
25. Toothpaste:
whatever's there.
26. Favorite food:
Sushi, Sashimi, Gyoza, Miso, Soba. Yakiniku.
27. Online crush:
are Nacchi or Ayaya online? then yes. if not, then no, theres no one special.
28. Significant other:
Nope. not even looking.
29. Tattoos:
Nope.
30. Most romantic thing that ever happened to you:
can't remember. maybe that blow job i got in a club in Kyoto.
31. Do you get along with your parents:
Yes. we're very close.
32. Favorite town to chill in:
Tokyo.
33. Favorite ice cream:
French Vanilla or the one with the choccy biscuits in it.
33. Favorite cereal:
Bircher Muesli.
34. Favorite soda pop:
fizzy - Diet Coke.
non fizzy - Iced Green Tea.
35. What's your bedtime:
early these days. i'm an early riser.
36. Adidas, Nike or Reebok:
neither... Asics Onitsuka Tiger.
37. Favorite perfume/cologne:
Cool Water.
38. Favorite song at the moment:
Chihiro Onitsuka - Infection.
Chihiro Onitsuka - Gekkou.
Aya Matsuura - The Last Night.
Puffy - Planet Tokyo.
Utada - Exodus04.
39. Favorite Website:
tfproject.
deviantART.
google.
40. Favorite subject in school:
D+T & Ancient History.
41. Least favorite subject:
English (3unit) & Physics.
42. Favorite sport to watch:
Rugby (Union).
43. Silliest person you know:
Munky, G+H.
44. Most humiliating moment:
tough one. never really had a memorable moment like this. maybe its because all of my moments are humiliating in some fashion.
45. Favorite holiday:
New Years Day.
46. Favorite TV shows:
Iron Chef & The Glass House & Hello! Morning (haha).
47. Person/s you most look up to:
Sir David Attenborough. Visionary. Pioneer. Naturalist. Leader. Adventurer. A truly magnificent and humble human being.
48. Choose 3 adjectives to describe yourself:
Sarcastic. Easy Breezy. Adventurous.
49. Your first kiss:
Celeste B. 15 years.
50. Living Arrangements:
Enjoying my last months in Sydney at home with the folks.
51. What are you reading now?
Kenzaburo Oe - A Personal Matter.
Herbert Bix - Hirohito and the Making of Modern Japan.
Aya Matsuuras latest photobook (mmmm...).
52. What's on your mousepad?
there is nothing but pure titanium macness here. (i use PBook with trackpad atm).
53. Favourite board game?
Trivial Pursuit.
54. Favourite magazine?
Wired and New Scientist.
55. Favourite smells?
Fresh Tuna and French Vanilla.
56. Least favourite smell?
Petrol.
57. Favourite sound?
Classical/Latin guitar & Classical/Jazz Piano.
58. Worst feeling in the world?
Feeling alone.
59. Whats the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
Natsumi Abe, then Mari Yaguchi (sorry, thats a Morning joke...).
60. How many rings before you answer the phone?
2.
61. Future childs name?
Sam/Samantha. oh fuck this, i'll cross this bridge if and when i get to it.
62. What is most importnat in life?
Sakura in Spring. Maples in Autumn. Pure snow in Winter. Tits in Summer.
63. Chocolate or vanilla?
French Vanilla.
64. Do you like to drive fast?
Only when i'm high.
65. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
No.
66. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR
Toyota Corolla.
67. If you could talk to one person dead or alive......?
Aya Matsuura... "hey, baby..."
68. Favourite alcoholic beverage?
Wine, Champage and Gin&Tonic.
69. Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
Yes.
70. If you could have any job/career you wanted, what would it be?
Ayumi Hamasaki's personal masseuse.
71. If you could dye your hair any colour...?
I've always been partial to Cum Stain Beige as a colour, so i guess it might work... that or really white blonde... like Bros.
72. Ever been in love?
Yes.
73. Is the glass half empty or half full?
Half Full.
74. Do you type with your fingers on the right keys?
Yes.
75. Whats under your bed?
Bernadettes dust bunnies.
76. What's your favourite number?
i like 2 and 7... but then, who doesn't?
77. Say one nice thing about the person who sent this to you.
i like your avatar... loved it at the Bon Jovi concert.
78. Person you send this to who is the most likely to respond?
Who knows... this is nonsense... anything can happen.
79. Person you send this to who is the least likely to respond?
Astrocloud... i loved him, and he ran away to sell cars.
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Old 11-10-2004, 10:15 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Location: Tucson, AZ
1. Name: vermin
2. Nickname: I usually just call him Nick.
3. Hometown: Manitowoc, WI
4. School: none
5. Boxers or Briefs: Both (but not at the same time)
6. Favorite Lingerie: A big grin
7. Bacon bits or Croutons: Both (at the same time)
8. Favorite salad dressing: Roquefort (bleu cheese)
9. Do you drink? Sort of. (Used to a lot, not too much any more)
10. What type of deodorant do you use: Some sort of stick (not brand loyal)
11. Favorite shampoo or conditioner: Whatever's on the shelf in the shower
12. Have you ever been skinny dipping: Yes
13. Do you make fun of people: Only those who make it impossible not to.
14. Favorite colors: Green, Blue (but not together)
15. Have you ever been convicted of a crime: Never convicted.
16. Favorite best friends: My cousin, Tom.
17. One pillow or two: One
18. Pet: One dog, two cats
19. Favorite movies: Eastwood westerns, Saving Pvt. Ryan, The Blues Brothers, Patton, Repo Man
20. Favorite type of music: Tool, Yes, Beatles, Stones, Zep, many others
21. Hobbies: Drawing, playing guitar (badly), making up funny (to me, at least) answers to my son's incessant questions
22. Dream car: BMW Z3
23. Type of car you drive: '97 Geo Metro
24. Word or phrases you overuse: is
25. Toothpaste: I prefer glue to paste
26. Favorite food: T-bone steak cooked over charcoal
27. Online crush: n/a
28. Significant other: my wife
29. Tattoos: Nope
30. Most romantic thing that ever happened to you: A friend brought a girl he just met over to my house to just hang out and shoot the shit and listen to tunes. We ended up sitting next to each other on the couch and she brushed her hand against mine several times. When I got up to change the record (yes, vinyl LP) in the other room she followed and...well it seemed romatic at the time. I guess you had to be there.
31. Do you get along with your parents: Yes
32. Favorite town to chill in: n/a ("repo man's always intense!")
33. Favorite ice cream: Vanilla w/pecans and caramel
33. Favorite cereal: Sugar frosted flakes
34. Favorite soda pop: Always Coca-Cola
35. What's your bedtime: 10:00 but I usually stay up 'till 11:30
36. Adidas, Nike or Reebok: none of these three
37. Favorite perfume/cologne: ici
38. Favorite song at the moment: "Yours Is No Disgrace" - Yes
39. Favorite Website: something awful
40. Favorite subject in school: Science
41. Least favorite subject: Latin
42. Favorite sport to watch: NFL games featuring the Green Bay Packers, other than that, I have no use for any sport.
43. Silliest person you know: my son
44. Most humiliating moment: Too many to pick from
45. Favorite holiday: Christmas
46. Favorite TV shows: Modern Marvels, American Chopper, Dennis Miller when he was on HBO, Mr Show, South Park
47. Person/s you most look up to: Jesus (y'know, from the bible, not the Mexican guy from accross the street)
48. Choose 3 adjectives to describe yourself: smart, funny, delusional
49. Your first kiss: Tammy (she was 14-1/2, I had just turned 15)
50. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS: Living with my wife, son, and two friends-of-the-family in a rented 5 bedroom house in Tucson.
51. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Peace Maker by Gordon Kent (just finished Teeth of the Tiger by Tom "I-didn't-bother-to-finish-the-book-before-publishing-it" Clancy)
52. WHATS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? My mouse doesn't menstruate
53. FAVORITE BOARD GAME? Chess
54. FAVORITE MAGAZINE? Used to be Heavy Metal (I don't know if they even publish it anymore)
55. FAVORITE SMELLS? Fresh baked bread, McD's french fries, rain
56. LEAST FAVORITE SMELL? human feces and/or rotting meat
57. FAVORITE SOUND? my son laughing
58. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD? Being trapped in a crowded room while needing to shit and puke due to flu-like illness.
59. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
SHUT THAT FUCKIN' ALARM OFF!!
60. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? two
61. FUTURE CHILDS NAME? Agamemnon
62. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE? Knowing that God loves me and forgives me. After that, all else is gravy or irrelevant.
63. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Vanilla
64. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST? YES
65. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? Depends on how long ago the cat ate.
66. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? A red and black 1979 Chevy Luv pickup with a wooden stake bed
67. IF YOU COULD TALK TO ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE......? I already can. The dead ones don't respond.
68. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE? Jagermeister
69. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Yes
70. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB/CAREER YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Film maker and/or animator
71. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR..? I can, but won't.
72. EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Yes
73. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? It's at 50% capacity
74. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? yes
75. WHATS UNDER YOUR BED? The floor
76. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? 5
77. SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU. No one sent it, I found it in a thread.
78. PERSON YOU SEND THIS TO WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? not gonna send it.
79. PERSON YOU SEND THIS TO WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? see #78
80. WHAT ARE THE CHANCES ANYONE WILL READ THROUGH THIS ENTIRE LIST? 0%
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Old 11-11-2004, 05:37 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Location: Northcoast
79. PERSON YOU SEND THIS TO WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
paddyjoe..............


Ohh yeah! Here's my response:

yer a freak!!!
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Old 11-11-2004, 06:26 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Location: Lilburn, Ga
1. Name:
Faye
2. Nickname:
shanifaye or mistress
3. Hometown:
Norcross, GA
4. School:
N/A
5. Boxers or Briefs:
I prefer wearing my guys boxers
6. Favorite Lingerie:
teddies
7. Bacon bits or Croutons:
bacon bits
8. Favorite salad dressing:
ranch or good seasons italian depending on my mood
9. Do you drink?
Occasionally
10. What type of deodorant do you use:
ISpeedstick
11. Favorite shampoo or conditioner:
Prell
12. Have you ever been skinny dipping:
Yes
13. Do you make fun of people:
Only if they make fun of me
14. Favorite colors:
Dark green, burgundy, cornflower blue
15. Have you ever been convicted of a crime:
No
16. Favorite best friends:
Dave and Laura
17. One pillow or two:
two
18. Pet:
one 7 year old cat named Sarah
19. Favorite movies:
Sense and Sensibility
20. Favorite type of music:
Rock, 80's heavy metal
21. Hobbies:
genealogy, message boards
22. Dream car:
dont really know
23. Type of car you drive:
Chevy Camaro
24. Word or phrases you overuse:
Dont Argue with me
25. Toothpaste:
crest gel
26. Favorite food:
lasagna
27. Online crush:
too many to mention.
28. Significant other:
Dave
29. Tattoos:
I have 4
30. Most romantic thing that ever happened to you:
Mine and Dave's first vacation at Scottish Woods
31. Do you get along with your parents:
Yes. we're very close.
32. Favorite town to chill in:
Murphy NC
33. Favorite ice cream:
butter pecan
33. Favorite cereal:
Golden Grahams
34. Favorite soda pop:
Dr. Pepper
35. What's your bedtime:
around 9pm
36. Adidas, Nike or Reebok:
Nike
37. Favorite perfume/cologne:
Heather Oil
38. Favorite song at the moment:
evanescence-Everybody's Fool
39. Favorite Website:
mine, TFP, ghoststudy.com
40. Favorite subject in school:
History
41. Least favorite subject:
Chemistry
42. Favorite sport to watch:
Nascar
43. Silliest person you know:
ME
44. Most humiliating moment:
cant really think of one
45. Favorite holiday:
Christmas
46. Favorite TV shows:
CSI
47. Person/s you most look up to:
My father
48. Choose 3 adjectives to describe yourself:
Sassy, Adventurous, Loyal
49. Your first kiss:
Lance age 13
50. Living Arrangements:
Live with my S/O
51. What are you reading now?
Exquisite Corpse-Poppy Z Brite
52. What's on your mousepad?
fraction inch to mm conversions
53. Favourite board game?
Trivial Pursuit.
54. Favourite magazine?
None
55. Favourite smells?
Chocolate Chip Cookies, Heather
56. Least favourite smell?
Tar
57. Favourite sound?
baggpipes
58. Worst feeling in the world?
letting someone down
59. Whats the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
I have to pee
60. How many rings before you answer the phone?
one if its someone I know
61. Future childs name?
current child-Amanda Faye-wont be any more kids
62. What is most importnat in life?
To do what you tell someone you're going to do
63. Chocolate or vanilla?
Chocolate
64. Do you like to drive fast?
only on the interstate
65. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
No
66. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR
AMC Concord Station Wagon
67. If you could talk to one person dead or alive......?
My grandfather
68. Favourite alcoholic beverage?
White Zinfandel Champagne
69. Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
Yes.
70. If you could have any job/career you wanted, what would it be?
archeologist
71. If you could dye your hair any colour...?
I do dye it---Red
72. Ever been in love?
Yes.
73. Is the glass half empty or half full?
Half Full.
74. Do you type with your fingers on the right keys?
Yes.
75. Whats under your bed?
dart board from marlboro-plastic box with wheels containing DVD's
76. What's your favourite number?
13
77. Say one nice thing about the person who sent this to you.
N/A
78. Person you send this to who is the most likely to respond?
N/A
79. Person you send this to who is the least likely to respond?
N/A
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Old 11-28-2004, 09:30 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Location: Northeast Jesusland
1. Name: Tophat665
2. Nickname: JT
3. Hometown: Moodus CT
4. School: Xavier High/UVa
5. Boxers or Briefs: Sport Briefs
6. Favorite Lingerie: Open top and bottom anything (nice to look at, but doesn't get in the way.)
7. Bacon bits or Croutons: Both
8. Favorite salad dressing: Mixed on the spot vinagrette
9. Do you drink? How else would I get beer into my body?
10. What type of deodorant do you use: Speed Stick Musk.
11. Favorite shampoo or conditioner: Head and Shoulders.
12. Have you ever been skinny dipping: Yes
13. Do you make fun of people: Of course!
14. Favorite colors: Black
15. Have you ever been convicted of a crime: Convicted? No.
16. Favorite best friends: My Brewing Buddy, My favorite DJ, My Trivial Pursuit Challenger
17. One pillow or two: One at a time
18. Pet: An Elkhound, four cats, serveral million yeast cells, and an imaginary planet
19. Favorite movies: Glory, Shawshank, Fight Club, Life of Brian, MASH.
20. Favorite type of music: Progressive Rock (Tull, f'rinstance)
21. Hobbies: Brewing, reading, wit, Graphic design
22. Dream car: Something that goes 20,000 miles on a tank of gas
23. Type of car you drive: A Hyundai Accent or a Ford Ranger, depending on what I need to do.
24. Word or phrases you overuse: There isn't one that sticks out at the moment. (There have been before and there will be again, I am sure.)
25. Toothpaste: Tom's Peppermint Unsweetened
26. Favorite food: Pizza, Toro, Beer
27. Online crush: She knows who she is.
28. Significant other: Married
29. Tattoos: nope
30. Most romantic thing that ever happened to you: You'd have to ask my wife. It's her part of the relationship to remember that sort of thing.
31. Do you get along with your parents: Usually.
32. Favorite town to chill in: New Orleans
33. Favorite ice cream: Philly Vanilla
33. Favorite cereal: Frosted Flakes (They're Grrreat!)
34. Favorite soda pop: Coke
35. What's your bedtime: Midnight
36. Adidas, Nike or Reebok: Converse High Tops
37. Favorite perfume/cologne: Beer
38. Favorite song at the moment: Probably Evanesence - Bring Me to Life, Reel Big Fish - Beer, or Jethro Tull - Baker St. Muse.
39. Favorite Website: You're reading it. Google is second, Fark 3rd, Beertown.org 4th, BJCP.org 5th.
40. Favorite subject in school: Algebra/Calculus & Physics
41. Least favorite subject: Catholic Religion/Women's Studies
42. Favorite sport to watch: Pro Football
43. Silliest person you know: My 4 year old Daughter
44. Most humiliating moment: Taking the 5th here. Among the top, though, was calling the 1st grade teacher Mom.
45. Favorite holiday: Thanksgiving (I always get 2 days off from work.)
46. Favorite TV shows: Iron Chef, Samurai Jack, West Wing (I no longer have upper cable, though.)
47. Person/s you most look up to: My Dad and Charlie Papazian.
48. Choose 3 adjectives to describe yourself: Arrogant, Eccentric, Eclectic
49. Your first kiss: 18yrs (Could have been one of three people. I don't wana talk about it.)
50. Living Arrangements: Single Family home with just my immediate family (wife, kids, pets, beer.)
51. What are you reading now? Designing Great Beers and The Third Sandman Collection.
52. What's on your mousepad? Dead skin and assorted other things I no longer use (optical mouse)
53. Favourite board game? Trivial Pursuit.
54. Favourite magazine? Bon Apetit
55. Favourite smells? Brewing beer, burning herb, Nana's Perogis, My wife's hair
56. Least favourite smell? Wet Nail Polish (closely followed by fresh vomit)
57. Favourite sound? Good electric rock guitar or good, understated Jazz Trumpet.
58. Worst feeling in the world? Knowing you just fucked up royally.
59. Whats the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning? Going back to sleep.
60. How many rings before you answer the phone? Depends where I am when it rings.
61. Future childs name? Future? I don't think so. I Have an Elizabeth and a Victoria, and that is the end of my breeding days.
62. What is most importnat in life? Good Friends, Good food, Good Beer, and being able to look back at the end of it and say, "Yeah, I did that right."
63. Chocolate or vanilla? Vanilla.
64. Do you like to drive fast? Not particularly. I like to drive interesting.
65. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? Several live ones, no stuffed ones.
66. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR - Ford Escort (borrowed), Ford Ranger (Owned)
67. If you could talk to one person dead or alive......? My younger self. Some things would have gone differently.
68. Favourite alcoholic beverage? My own Beer and Mead.
69. Do you eat the stems of broccoli? Only if they are entirely coated in cheddar cheese sauce, otherwise, broccoli is revolting.
70. If you could have any job/career you wanted, what would it be? Managing my own first billion dollars, but seriously: brewer
71. If you could dye your hair any colour...? Clear.
72. Ever been in love? Yes.
73. Is the glass half empty or half full? Too Big.
74. Do you type with your fingers on the right keys? If I don't hit they right keys, my typing looks like oihagsbn. Silly question.
75. Whats under your bed? Some long boxes filled with stuff my wife has forgotten she owns.
76. What's your favourite number? 69 Dude!
77. Say one nice thing about the person who sent this to you. N/A
78. Person you send this to who is the most likely to respond? N/A
79. Person you send this to who is the least likely to respond? N/A (I never send these things along.)
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Old 11-28-2004, 09:58 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Location: Well I go to skool in Manoa (in Hawaii) but I haven't seen my house in weeks.
1. Name:
shaggs

2. Nickname:
papa

3. Hometown:
Rockford, IL

4. School:
Harlem High (IL) University of Hawaii

5. Boxers or Briefs:
commando

6. Favorite Lingerie:
latex

7. Bacon bits or Croutons:
yes

8. Favorite salad dressing:
oil and vinigear

9. Do you drink?
does a fish swim?

10. What type of deodorant do you use:
what ever wife puts on sink

11. Favorite shampoo or conditioner:
bic razor

12. Have you ever been skinny dipping:
see #9

13. Do you make fun of people:
Only in front of them

14. Favorite colors:
red

15. Have you ever been convicted of a crime:
speeding?

16. Favorite best friends:
Jack Daniels and Mr. Foster's

17. One pillow or two:
one

18. Pet:
Cute little redhead. (but she has two cats)

19. Favorite movies:
Older movies: Star Wars, Patton Recent Movies: any theif movie

20. Favorite type of music:
yes, my iPod has every genre imaginable from country to hip-hop to grunge-punk, industrial, and classical, reggae and hawaiian

21. Hobbies:
sex,pr0n,sex,computers, sckool, sex

22. Dream car:
Shelby Cobra

23. Type of car you drive:
neon

24. Word or phrases you overuse:
Good to go

25. Toothpaste:
whatever wife has on counter

26. Favorite food:
french fries

27. Online crush:
no

28. Significant other:
wife

29. Tattoos:
4, largest is 23 inches long and wrapped around my calf

30. Most romantic thing that ever happened to you:
duh, I'm a guy...guess it was getting married?

31. Do you get along with your parents:
yes, they live in another town.

32. Favorite town to chill in:
Hilo, Hawaii

33. Favorite ice cream:
strawberry sorbet

33. Favorite cereal:
none

34. Favorite soda pop:
Diet Mountain Dew

35. What's your bedtime:
1 -2 AM for about 3 hrs then 3-5 PM for 3 hrs

36. Adidas, Nike or Reebok:
New Balance

37. Favorite perfume/cologne:
Aramis

38. Favorite song at the moment:
who knows

39. Favorite Website:
www.tfproject.org
www.empornium.com

40. Favorite subject in school:
engineering

41. Least favorite subject:
anything fuzzy

42. Favorite sport to watch:
NFL

43. Silliest person you know:
ME


44. Most humiliating moment:

way back when I was a teen, now I acept I'm a fool


45. Favorite holiday:
Halloween

46. Favorite TV shows:
Junkyard Wars (Kathy Rogers is hot)

47. Person/s you most look up to:
Henry Rollins, Steve Jobs, My Daughter

48. Choose 3 adjectives to describe yourself:
smart, dashin, handsome (sorry modest didn't fit)

49.. Your first kiss:
6, Shannon Hughes

50. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS:
Base housing




51. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
Engineering text books


52. WHATS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
red

53. FAVORITE BOARD GAME?
backgammon

54. FAVORITE MAGAZINE?
palyboy

55. FAVORITE SMELLS?
whiskey

56. LEAST FAVORITE SMELL?
my ass

57. FAVORITE SOUND?
wife's moans during sex
child's laugh

58. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?
hate

59. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
pissing


60. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
ringtone is so long that by end of it the call is already sent to voicemail so one?

61. FUTURE CHILDS NAME?
ridge

62. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?
daughter's welfare

63. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
vanilla

64. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?
see #9

65. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?
No

66. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?
datsun pulsar

67. IF YOU COULD TALK TO ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE......?
edison

68. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE?
single barrel burbon and beer

69. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
Yes

70. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB/CAREER YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
electrical engineer and officer in the Air Force (6 months away)

71. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR..?
would keep it shaved

72. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
Yes

73. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?
it's a good thing to smash

74. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?
kinda

75. WHATS UNDER YOUR BED?
matress sits on floor

76. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER?

69 dude!

77. SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU.
it's a wicked kool forum

78. PERSON YOU SEND THIS TO WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
n/a

79. PERSON YOU SEND THIS TO WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
n/a

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