She's a pretty shitty bartender. I asked for a rum and coke. Nothing. I asked for a Bud Light and she gave me a light. I asked for a shot of whiskey. Nothing. I asked for a shot of wild turkey. Nothing. I even asked for a jager bomb. Guess what, nothing. I'm never going there for a drink.
Although type in "beer.com" and she'll show you her tatoo...
Edit: Ones that actually work, 'hair', 'cowboy', 'bellybutton', and 'bra'.
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Last edited by Seething; 11-07-2004 at 04:11 PM..
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