Virtual Bartender - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

cheezhead · 11-07-2004, 02:22 AM

http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/

enter command and click go

World's King · 11-07-2004, 02:40 AM

Not fun.

She didn't get naked.

cheezhead · 11-07-2004, 07:57 AM

try, kiss another girl

Fly · 11-07-2004, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Original King

Not fun.

She didn't get naked.

hell King.........you gotta ask more questions man...........this is a hoot.

...and no....i'm not stoned right now.

DEI37 · 11-07-2004, 11:02 AM

This is fun. She'll take her shirt off, though.

DEI37 · 11-07-2004, 11:10 AM

What are some of the better commands you've given?

cheezhead · 11-07-2004, 11:19 AM

light your cig

mirevolver · 11-07-2004, 12:32 PM

tell her to take her shorts off.

"Let me kiss you." is a good one.

Telling her to take a shower or a bath freezes it up.

And guys, don't ask her about her knees.

cheezhead · 11-07-2004, 01:33 PM

fight a girl

Crack · 11-07-2004, 01:49 PM

type "feet?"

crewsor · 11-07-2004, 02:09 PM

Lick your nipple.

cheezhead · 11-07-2004, 03:18 PM

try Hummer

Seething · 11-07-2004, 04:06 PM

She's a pretty shitty bartender. I asked for a rum and coke. Nothing. I asked for a Bud Light and she gave me a light. I asked for a shot of whiskey. Nothing. I asked for a shot of wild turkey. Nothing. I even asked for a jager bomb. Guess what, nothing. I'm never going there for a drink.

Although type in "beer.com" and she'll show you her tatoo...

Edit: Ones that actually work, 'hair', 'cowboy', 'bellybutton', and 'bra'.

soloist124 · 11-07-2004, 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cheezhead

http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/

enter command and click go

ololololol

World's King · 11-07-2004, 07:44 PM

Tell her to go to sleep.

skier · 11-07-2004, 07:59 PM

tell her to smack that ass!

skier · 11-07-2004, 08:06 PM

anything involving getting wet freezes the thing up.

sadistikdreams · 11-07-2004, 08:37 PM

"Be bored"

bundy · 11-07-2004, 08:52 PM

travel to tokyo
work as hostess
pleasure drunk middle aged salarymen
get underpaid
get used
get abused
start selling self on street
get arrested
get deported
go home
get fat
get old
vote republican

edit: these would be great if they worked as well...

moonwalk
drink strychnine
appreciate hiroshige artwork
write essay on how technology has affected consciousness with emphasis on cognition, perception and memory.

splck · 11-07-2004, 08:53 PM

ask her to jump

crewsor · 11-07-2004, 09:06 PM

Hummer's great!

Crack · 11-07-2004, 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bundy

travel to tokyo
work as hostess
pleasure drunk middle aged salarymen
get underpaid
get used
get abused
start selling self on street
get arrested
get deported
go home
get fat
get old
vote republican
.

None of these work

Type "Box"

bundy · 11-07-2004, 10:44 PM

why don't they work for you crack?
damn it... they sure work for me.
she even goes through all of the motions and wears different outfits. its great.

Crack · 11-07-2004, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bundy

why don't they work for you crack?
damn it... they sure work for me.
she even goes through all of the motions and wears different outfits. its great.

Damn you bundy.

splck · 11-07-2004, 10:57 PM

fight

spin

handstand

splits

dance

sing

hat

coash · 11-24-2004, 10:42 PM

become
bend
beer
blow
boob
bow
box
call
communicate
dance
downward
eat
exercise
fight
flex
get
give
grab
jump
kiss
knee
laugh
lick
look
model
pat
perform
play
pour
pretend
punish
pushup
rap
remove
rub
seduce
serve
shake
shoot
show
sleep
spin
splits
squeeze
stick
strip
surf
throw
tickle
wave

jon_264 · 11-24-2004, 11:32 PM

My favourites: -
dance
seduce
show
bend

Stiltzkin · 11-25-2004, 12:44 AM

ask her to tap dance

cheezhead · 11-25-2004, 01:27 AM

eat a banana

Hard8s · 11-27-2004, 07:36 PM

try pour beer on yourself
or
fake orgasm!

or just type in

butt
see her thong

11-07-2004, 02:22 AM	#1 (permalink)
cheezhead Psycho Location: FL	Virtual Bartender http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/ enter command and click go

11-07-2004, 02:40 AM	#2 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	Not fun. She didn't get naked. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

11-07-2004, 11:02 AM	#5 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	This is fun. She'll take her shirt off, though. __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

11-07-2004, 11:10 AM	#6 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	What are some of the better commands you've given? __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

11-07-2004, 12:32 PM	#8 (permalink)
mirevolver Inspired by the mind's eye. Location: Between the darkness and the light.	tell her to take her shorts off. "Let me kiss you." is a good one. Telling her to take a shower or a bath freezes it up. And guys, don't ask her about her knees. __________________ Aside from my great plans to become the future dictator of the moon, I have little interest in political discussions. Last edited by mirevolver; 11-07-2004 at 12:53 PM..

11-07-2004, 07:57 AM	#3 (permalink)
cheezhead Psycho Location: FL	try, kiss another girl

11-07-2004, 11:19 AM	#7 (permalink)
cheezhead Psycho Location: FL	light your cig

11-07-2004, 01:33 PM	#9 (permalink)
cheezhead Psycho Location: FL	fight a girl

11-07-2004, 01:49 PM	#10 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	type "feet?" __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

11-07-2004, 02:09 PM	#11 (permalink)
crewsor Women want me. Men fear me. Location: Maryland,USA	Lick your nipple. __________________ We all have wings, some of us just don't know why.

11-07-2004, 03:18 PM	#12 (permalink)
cheezhead Psycho Location: FL	try Hummer

11-07-2004, 04:06 PM	#13 (permalink)
Seething Insane	She's a pretty shitty bartender. I asked for a rum and coke. Nothing. I asked for a Bud Light and she gave me a light. I asked for a shot of whiskey. Nothing. I asked for a shot of wild turkey. Nothing. I even asked for a jager bomb. Guess what, nothing. I'm never going there for a drink. Although type in "beer.com" and she'll show you her tatoo... Edit: Ones that actually work, 'hair', 'cowboy', 'bellybutton', and 'bra'. __________________ Common sense is uncommon. Ironic, isn't it? Last edited by Seething; 11-07-2004 at 04:11 PM..

11-07-2004, 07:44 PM	#15 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	Tell her to go to sleep. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

11-07-2004, 07:59 PM	#16 (permalink)
skier Rawr! Location: Edmontania	tell her to smack that ass! __________________ "Asking a bomb squad if an old bomb is still "real" is not the best thing to do if you want to save it." - denim

11-07-2004, 08:06 PM	#17 (permalink)
skier Rawr! Location: Edmontania	anything involving getting wet freezes the thing up. __________________ "Asking a bomb squad if an old bomb is still "real" is not the best thing to do if you want to save it." - denim

11-07-2004, 08:37 PM	#18 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	"Be bored" __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

11-07-2004, 08:53 PM	#20 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	ask her to jump __________________ nice line eh?

11-25-2004, 12:44 AM	#28 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	ask her to tap dance __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

11-07-2004, 08:52 PM	#19 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	travel to tokyo work as hostess pleasure drunk middle aged salarymen get underpaid get used get abused start selling self on street get arrested get deported go home get fat get old vote republican edit: these would be great if they worked as well... moonwalk drink strychnine appreciate hiroshige artwork write essay on how technology has affected consciousness with emphasis on cognition, perception and memory. __________________ Ohayo!!! Last edited by bundy; 11-07-2004 at 08:55 PM..

11-07-2004, 09:06 PM	#21 (permalink)
crewsor Women want me. Men fear me. Location: Maryland,USA	Hummer's great! __________________ We all have wings, some of us just don't know why.

11-07-2004, 10:44 PM	#23 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	why don't they work for you crack? damn it... they sure work for me. she even goes through all of the motions and wears different outfits. its great. __________________ Ohayo!!!

11-07-2004, 10:57 PM	#25 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	fight spin handstand splits dance sing hat __________________ nice line eh? Last edited by splck; 11-07-2004 at 11:07 PM..

11-24-2004, 10:42 PM	#26 (permalink)
coash Banned	become bend beer blow boob bow box call communicate dance downward eat exercise fight flex get give grab jump kiss knee laugh lick look model pat perform play pour pretend punish pushup rap remove rub seduce serve shake shoot show sleep spin splits squeeze stick strip surf throw tickle wave

11-24-2004, 11:32 PM	#27 (permalink)
jon_264 Tilted	My favourites: - dance seduce show bend

11-25-2004, 01:27 AM	#29 (permalink)
cheezhead Psycho Location: FL	eat a banana

11-27-2004, 07:36 PM	#30 (permalink)
Hard8s Addict Location: Wherever I am!	try pour beer on yourself or fake orgasm! or just type in butt see her thong __________________ If ignorance is bliss, then wipe this smile off my face! Last edited by Hard8s; 11-27-2004 at 07:52 PM..