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*BrrrngBrrrng*
China Palace?
<i>Oh, ah sooo. Herro. I can herp you, prease?</i>
Yes, I'll have the low cal low mein, with one chopstick prease.. uh.. please.
<i>Hu hu! You Amelican so funny. I make speciar wonton soup for you. You rike, cream of sum yung gai?</i>
*Crick... I mean *Click*
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