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Old 11-05-2004, 10:50 AM   #1 (permalink)
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China One?

Well there's this small chinese place that has pretty much take out only. Why is it when you order something like sweet and sour chicken, you get some plastic fork that can't penetrate the crunchy outside? You try to jab it in there and the prongs bend out around the chicken. These things suck!
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Old 11-05-2004, 11:21 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Chop sticks would do the trick
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Old 11-05-2004, 11:53 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Can't use them
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Old 11-05-2004, 12:05 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Use your fingers... or just stick your head in the bowl and use your mouth...

It's best when the cloying red sauce gets smeared all over your face.
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Old 11-05-2004, 12:56 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Can't use them
Why cant you use them? At the least you can use one chopstick, and stab the chicken, or just use your own metal fork. Whats the big deal?
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Old 11-05-2004, 03:01 PM   #6 (permalink)
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What if I'm not at home? No metal fork then. And I sure don't carry them in my pants!
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Old 11-05-2004, 06:12 PM   #7 (permalink)
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*BrrrngBrrrng*
China Palace?
<i>Oh, ah sooo. Herro. I can herp you, prease?</i>
Yes, I'll have the low cal low mein, with one chopstick prease.. uh.. please.
<i>Hu hu! You Amelican so funny. I make speciar wonton soup for you. You rike, cream of sum yung gai?</i>
*Crick... I mean *Click*
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Old 11-05-2004, 10:02 PM   #8 (permalink)
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^ That's just about how the girl sounded. And she hung up on me without giving me a price or nothing. Sheesh!
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Old 11-07-2004, 07:33 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Chop sticks would do the trick
lol, so true..
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