11-05-2004, 10:50 AM | #1 (permalink) |
Lost
Location: Florida
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China One?
Well there's this small chinese place that has pretty much take out only. Why is it when you order something like sweet and sour chicken, you get some plastic fork that can't penetrate the crunchy outside? You try to jab it in there and the prongs bend out around the chicken. These things suck!
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11-05-2004, 12:05 PM | #4 (permalink) |
Getting it.
Super Moderator
Location: Lion City
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Use your fingers... or just stick your head in the bowl and use your mouth...
It's best when the cloying red sauce gets smeared all over your face.
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11-05-2004, 06:12 PM | #7 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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*BrrrngBrrrng*
China Palace? <i>Oh, ah sooo. Herro. I can herp you, prease?</i> Yes, I'll have the low cal low mein, with one chopstick prease.. uh.. please. <i>Hu hu! You Amelican so funny. I make speciar wonton soup for you. You rike, cream of sum yung gai?</i> *Crick... I mean *Click*
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