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The mighty Bill Hicks, on why it was impossible to shoot Kennedy from Oswald's room in the book depository:
"Not unless Oswald was hanging by his toes, upside-down from the ledge... surely someone would have seen this. Either that or some pigeons grabbed onto him, and flew him over the motorcade. You know, there was rumors of anti-Castro pigeons seen drinking in bars the night before the assassination. Someone overheard them saying Coup, coup!"
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