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avhg1 · 11-05-2004, 11:23 AM

This one is a little long, but one of my most traumatizing events ever.

Back in High School when I was about 16 or 17, I was dating this really nice looking blonde girl. We had been together for a few months, but it was nothing really serious. I was also a pretty different person around that time. Anyway, her parents were very religious and protective and we didn’t get much time alone at her house. She was rarely allowed to come of to my house because I lived about 45 min away and her parents always liked to be able to check on her.

One Friday night, we get her parents permission to go out to dinner and a movie, but she has to be home right after the movie. It was no big deal to me, because one of my friends was having a party and there were going to be lots of people there. I figured that after I dropped her off, I would head over and see if there were any good looking girls.

There is this really cool drive-in theater close to where she lived with a burger place across the street. So we decide to get a burger there and then head over to the movie, thinking we could fool around a bit in the car. The movie was packed and there was no where to park that wasn’t right next to someone, so we just hung out and actually watched the movie.

Now to the good part, it’s about 12am and we’re driving home from the movie. She tells me to pull over, because she wants to do something for me. She whips it out and starts giving me a great bj. I was in heaven, getting a bj then going to a party where I would probably hook up. So I’m getting into it and next thing I know I feel everything in that area get warm and wet. She pops her head up, opens the door and continues HURLING out the door. That’s right, she puked nice, chunky hamburger all over my lap. It ran down my legs, it got in the seat (think of all the cracks and crevasses) it was every where! It reeked! I was doing my best not to chuck myself. She gets back in the car and asks “Can you take me home now?” I was just looking at her in stunned surprise. If there was ever a moment where I couldn't mutter a word, that was it.

I just pulled out and drove to her house as fast as I could. As always, her parents had waited up for us. You should have seen her father’s face. Boy, that was fun.

Him “What happened to you guys?”

Me: “Sir, your daughter got sick on crotch on the way home because.. um.. err… she at a bad burger.”

Him: “Well, why is it in you lap?”

Me: “Umm… Umm..”

And about that time he got it, turned and walked back into the house. I got some paper towels and cleaned up as best as I could for the nice 45min drive home in my smelly ass car. Needless to say, by the time I got home explained to my parents about the puke and tried to start cleaning up the car, I didn’t make it to the party. I never got the car completely clean, it was down in the seat belt buckle until the day I sold the car.

11-05-2004, 11:23 AM	#5 (permalink)
avhg1 Insane Location: MD	This one is a little long, but one of my most traumatizing events ever. Back in High School when I was about 16 or 17, I was dating this really nice looking blonde girl. We had been together for a few months, but it was nothing really serious. I was also a pretty different person around that time. Anyway, her parents were very religious and protective and we didn’t get much time alone at her house. She was rarely allowed to come of to my house because I lived about 45 min away and her parents always liked to be able to check on her. One Friday night, we get her parents permission to go out to dinner and a movie, but she has to be home right after the movie. It was no big deal to me, because one of my friends was having a party and there were going to be lots of people there. I figured that after I dropped her off, I would head over and see if there were any good looking girls. There is this really cool drive-in theater close to where she lived with a burger place across the street. So we decide to get a burger there and then head over to the movie, thinking we could fool around a bit in the car. The movie was packed and there was no where to park that wasn’t right next to someone, so we just hung out and actually watched the movie. Now to the good part, it’s about 12am and we’re driving home from the movie. She tells me to pull over, because she wants to do something for me. She whips it out and starts giving me a great bj. I was in heaven, getting a bj then going to a party where I would probably hook up. So I’m getting into it and next thing I know I feel everything in that area get warm and wet. She pops her head up, opens the door and continues HURLING out the door. That’s right, she puked nice, chunky hamburger all over my lap. It ran down my legs, it got in the seat (think of all the cracks and crevasses) it was every where! It reeked! I was doing my best not to chuck myself. She gets back in the car and asks “Can you take me home now?” I was just looking at her in stunned surprise. If there was ever a moment where I couldn't mutter a word, that was it. I just pulled out and drove to her house as fast as I could. As always, her parents had waited up for us. You should have seen her father’s face. Boy, that was fun. Him “What happened to you guys?” Me: “Sir, your daughter got sick on crotch on the way home because.. um.. err… she at a bad burger.” Him: “Well, why is it in you lap?” Me: “Umm… Umm..” And about that time he got it, turned and walked back into the house. I got some paper towels and cleaned up as best as I could for the nice 45min drive home in my smelly ass car. Needless to say, by the time I got home explained to my parents about the puke and tried to start cleaning up the car, I didn’t make it to the party. I never got the car completely clean, it was down in the seat belt buckle until the day I sold the car. __________________ I shake the devil's hand daily... I'd do it hourly, but my hand gets tired. Last edited by avhg1; 11-05-2004 at 11:28 AM..